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Hank: Stark. Stark: [Murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [Normal] Hello, Hank. [pauses, stands up] You're supposed to be in Moscow. Hank: [takes out a Pym Particle vial] I took a detour. [slams a Pym Particle vial on the desk] Through your defense lab. Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is. Hank: That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. [Stark and Carter eye each other, confused] Even for this group, that takes nerve. Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier, eh? Hank: I'm a scientist. Stark: Then act like one. The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed; help us put it to good use. Hank: I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research? Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym. Hank: Oh, god. Carter: [Intervening] Easy, Hank! Hank: [Pointing at Carson, who now has a bloodied nose] You mention my wife again, and I'll show you f

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Scott: Look, child-support is coming, alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record. Paxton: I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now, I want you out of my house. Scott: No way! It's my daughter's birthday party. Paxton: It's at my house! Scott: So what? She's my kid. Maggie: Scott! Maggie: You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on. Scott: It's a birthday party. Maggie: Yeah I know, but you can't just show up. Scott: She's my daughter, alright? Paxton: You don't know the first thing about being a father. Scott: Maggie, I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my life. Your fiancé is an ass-hat. Maggie: He's not an ass-hat. Paxton: Hey, watch your language, OK? Scott: Oh, what language? I said "hat."

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Scott: [Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Oh man. Luis: What is it? Scott: Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious. Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty? Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic. Luis: Wow. Can you crack it? Scott: Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did? Luis: Yeah, man, it killed Di Caprio. Dave: Killed everybody. Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

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Hank: [On comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott? Scott: Who said that?

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Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers. Hank: [Angry] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…

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Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch. Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [Holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to— Hope: That's how you punch. Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?

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Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics. Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute. Hope: Paraponera clavata. Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index. Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus. Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport. Scott: [With the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony. Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.

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Scott: Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? Scott: It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! Hope: Scott, get out of there! Hank: Abort! Abort now! Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.

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Scott: [Standing before Sam Wilson, shrunken] It's okay, he can't see me. Sam: I can see you. Scott: ...He can see me.

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Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared. Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared. Scott: Really? Luis: Yeah. Scott: Good. Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies! Dave: That's witchcraft! Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit! Dave: That's wizardry! Kurt: Sorcery! Luis: How'd you do that, bro? Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder. Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off! Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

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Scott: Paxton, turn around. Take me back. Paxton: I'm taking you back. To prison. Scott: There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed, in the bug-zapper. I- Paxton: You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand!

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Cassie: Are you a monster? Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster? Cassie: …I want my daddy! Yellowjacket: [Menacingly] I know. I want your daddy too.

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Hank: There’s something I want to show you. I realized you can’t destroy power, all you can do is to make sure that it’s in the right hands. Hank: This is an advanced prototype that your mother and I worked on together. She never got to use it, but now I realize that we were… we were working on it for you. Hank: Maybe it’s time we finished it. Hope: It’s about damn time.

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Sam Wilson: This woulda been a lot easier a week ago. Steve Rogers: If we call Tony… Sam: He wouldn't believe us. Steve: Even if he did— Wilson: Who knows if the accords will let him help? Rogers: We're on our own. Wilson: Maybe not. I know a guy.