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Black Christmas

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    Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Billy, [sighs] Billy, Billy..., Girls I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present. [turns to each of the girls.] Hello? Who drew Billy's name? Melissa Kitt: Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa. Dana Mathis: [while painting her nails] Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas. Melissa Kitt: Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack. Dana Mathis: It'll stop. The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself over Christmas break. Kelli Presley: [while wrapping the gift] Oh, I'll be here, Dana. Dana Mathis: Yeah, they're making me work next week. Melissa Kitt: That sucks everyone should be home for Christmas. Ms. Barbara MacHenry: All right, all right, Who's not here? Kelli Presley: Um, like everybody. Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Chelsea? Kelli Presley: She went home this morning. Ms. Barbara Ma
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    Heather Fitzgerald: Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you? Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition. Heather Fitzgerald: Okay, I... I drew that name. [everyone turns to her] But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer? Melissa Kitt: No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just fucking lost it. [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli] Thank you. Heather Fitzgerald: Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas. Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun. Lauren Hanon: Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return o
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    Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Can we help you? Leigh Colvin: She was supposed to call. Leigh Colvin: I'm Clair's sister. Where is she?
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    Ms. Barbara MacHenry: You're a legacy? What year? Leigh Colvin: Ninety-three... Ninety four... I don't know, I started late, I quit early... Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Nineteen-ninety three is the year I became housemother here; I don't remember you. Leigh Colvin: I mean, this was supposed to be such a big fucking weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and--- Dana Mathis: [interrupts Leigh.] I love your coat.
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    Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Clair's name is "Crosby". This says "Colvin". Leigh Colvin: [hands back her wallet] The divorce will be final in March. What else do you need? Look, l can't tell you any secrets about my sister, because I don't really know her. I-I-I can't tell you anything about this place, because I really fuckin' hated it here. Um... Leigh Colvin: [points at Billy's present] I see Billy still gets a Christmas present.
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    Dana Mathis: Oh shit. The main breaker is underneath the house. Dana Mathis: [turns to Leigh.] What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be. Leigh Colvin: Okay, then go outside and turn the power on. Dana Mathis: Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing! Leigh Colvin: It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair Dana Mathis: Ugh, fine.
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    Melissa Kitt: Dana where are you?! Leigh Colvin: She went around back to the fusebox! Heather Fitzgerald: Eve's car!, She never left! Leigh Colvin: Heather, we have to find Dana first!, Shit! [Leigh follows Heather.]
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    Kelli: Dana! The fusebox is under the house! Dana! Melissa: Kelli! Melissa: Oh my God.
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    Melissa Kitt: Augh, I can't open it! Kelli Presley: Come on!
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    Heather Fitzgerald: What she doing? Sleeping in her car? It's like zero degrees out. Melissa Kitt: HOLY FUCK! Kelli Presley: He's out here.
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    Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What? What? Kelli Presley: Damn it! [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.] Kelli Presley: [while dialing.] Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. [but the line is still busy.] Fuck! Ms. Barbara MacHenry: What's going on? Kelli Presley: [starts dialing again.] 911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. [The line is responded, Kelli is panting] A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered..... Ms. Barbara MacHenry: He's home. Melissa Kitt: No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead. Kelli Presley: ...and three other girls are...--- Leigh Colvin: Are missing. Missing. Kelli Presley: ...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told y
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    Heather Fitzgerald: What are you doing? [Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.] What is that thing? Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Are you kidding me? [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield] Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!
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    Leigh Colvin: Kelli? I thought they took you to get your X-rays? Leigh Colvin: You okay? Leigh Colvin: No!!! Agnes Lenz: Forever.