Are We There Yet?

Nick: In here, in here, hold it, hold it. Woman: [freaks out] This is taken! Nick: I'm sorry! Kevin: Oh, no. It's dribbling out. Nick: OK, go, go. Just go. Let it go. [Kevin pees in the sink and sighs in relief. A woman enters the bathroom and suddenly notices in shock] Woman: [as she smacks Nick with her purse] That's disgusting! Nick: Hey! Wait a minute, lady! Hold up. You're ruining my clothes. [In response, Nick uses Kevin to pee on the woman as she starts screaming]

Are We There Yet? (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Nick: Look, man. All I need is four rims and four tires, and I'm gone, I'm outta here. Can you help me? Car Mechanic: No, I cannot do it. I told you already, your SUV is too big. You no listen. Nick: Well, use smaller ones. Car Mechanic: Smaller? Okay, I put on the smaller tire for you. Nick: Good. Car Mechanic: And you come back Tuesday. Nick: What?! Car Mechanic: Today is New Year's Eve. Time for me to go home. Thank you, bye-bye.

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Car Mechanic: I have to go home. It's New Year's Eve, Dick Clark. Nick: Look, let me just pay you extra. Car Mechanic: No, no, no, no, and NO! Nick: I can make it worth your while. See what I got. [pulls out a card] Yao Ming, rookie card. Car Mechanic: Oh, I see. So you think that just because I am Chinese, you can get me to do anything... [Nick shines the rookie card] Ooh! Hologram.

Are We There Yet? (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Nick: Quiet down, there. Have patience. Kevin and Lindsey: [make alarm blaring noises] Turn if off, Nick! Hurry! Hurry! Nick: All right, calm down.

Are We There Yet? (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Nick: Oh, man! I never even got to read the manual. [he, Kevin and Lindsey watch the car engulfing in flames; but the flames grow a little more violently and he suddenly notices the car is about to explode] HIT THE DIRT! Kevin: We are a lot of trouble. That's why our daddy doesn't wanna be with us. Nick: Look at me. [Kevin looks at Nick] Don't say that. That's not true. Lindsey: But we destroyed your Navigator. Nick: That? Oh, that's nothing. That's just a material object. It means nothing. I wouldn't wanna spend New Year's with us either.

Are We There Yet? (film), CC BY-SA 4.0