Zorro, The Gay Blade

Veronica: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm a good wife? Don Diego: Veronica… you are more exciting than Venus herself. Veronica: Then why doesn't my husband ever say that? Don Diego: Because he's not intelligent. He is not intuitive. He is not insightful. Don Garcia: And he is not in Barcelona! Don Diego: Don Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission! Don Garcia: I might say the same thing about you with my wife!

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Don Diego: I do not wish to insult you, my dear Garcia, but I could fight four men such as you! Don Garcia: You are quite right, Don Diego. Don Diego: You see? Don Garcia: That is why I brought my FIVE BROTHERS!

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Los Angeles de California. The birthplace… of me.

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Don Diego: That is, uh, my servant, Paco. He is a mute. He cannot speak. Captain Esteban: Oh, excellent! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.

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Captain Esteban: Your father, I'm sorry to say, had a terrible accident. Don Diego: Accident? Captain Esteban: Sí. He was out riding when his horse was frightened by a turtle. Captain Esteban: My friend — I want you to know that the turtle who caused this has been executed.

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Captain Esteban: Caballeros! I believe you all know each other? Don Diego: Don Diego from San Fernando. Don Francisco: Don Francisco from San Jose. Don Fernando: Don Fernando from San Diego. Don Jose: Don Jose from San Bernardino. Luis Obispo: Luis Obispo from Bakersfield.

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