Watchmen

Looking Glass: If I were to defecate on the American flag, how would that make you feel? Seventh Kavalry Suspect: Defecate? Looking Glass: Shit. If I were to take a shit on the American flag, how would that make you feel? Seventh Kavalry Suspect: ...confused?

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Wade Tillman: Been a couple of weeks since the last squidfall. Poor bastards rain down on us from another dimension. Thirty seconds alive... they spend all of it dying. Angela: You're fucking weird. Wade Tillman: And you are adequately self-aware to recognize the hypocrisy of that remark.

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On 11/2 the Soviet Union was on the verge of annihilating us, and we were more than prepared to return the favor. Then that enormous tentacled abomination teleported into New York. If it hadn't arrived when it did, we would all be ash. It united us against a common threat...

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It's not the eighties anymore, Jon! This kind of "appropriation" is considered quite... problematic.

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Veidt: How long has it been? Dr. Manhattan: For you? Twenty-four years, forty-one days and thirteen hours. For me, it's happening-- Veidt: Right now. Yes, yes, I remember. So, Jon, what am I saying to you twenty-four years, forty-one days and thirteen hours ago? Dr. Manhattan: You've just attempted to destroy me. I'm telling you that I'm disappointed in you. Veidt: ...Right. Sorry about that.

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I saved the world from nuclear armageddon, Jon. Aside from you and a select few... nobody knows! My plans for a bright future... Ignored! I once asked you, Jon, whether it was all worth it in the end. You avoided answering by saying "nothing ever ends". Tell me now, Jon... Will I live to see my utopia?

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