Quotes

Dialogue

Faisal: And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?" Barry: What's that? Faisal: A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that. Barry: Oh yeah and her beard. Faisal: What? Barry: You've got a fucking beard Faisal. Faisal: I covered it. Barry: Why did she have her hands over her face? Faisal: Because she's got a beard.

Dialogue

Hassan: Some of it's in there with him. Omar: What? Hassan: I couldn't separate it. Omar: So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?!

Dialogue

Omar: I thought you said you'd fixed it! Barry: It's the car parts, they're Jewish! Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish? Faisal: Spark plugs? Barry: That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic! Barry: Might bomb a mosque. Omar: Barry, we're not bombing a mosque. Barry: You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off! Omar: No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon' do right, you punch yourself in the face!