K-9

Starkey: You again. Jorjie, isn't it? What do you want? Jorjie: Same as you. To make a difference. Starkey: I've told you before. "Stark Reality" works alone. Jorjie: Fine. What about plain old Starkey, then? He's not a lone wolf, is he? Starkey: How'd you get my real name? Jorjie: Hacked your criminal activity file. I admire your work. I want to help.

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[to the Jixen] Whatever you are, I'm sure we can work this out like reasonable human- [catches himself] -aliens.

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Jorjie: We was being our friend, Starkey. He destroyed the creatures. Starkey: And himself. For us. He protected us.

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K9: G'day, mates. Bonjour. [continues in various languages] Gryffen: That's extraordinary. K9: Hello. Howdy. Hello. [repeats "hello" in several different voices] Jorjie: He's going to fire again! Starkey: No, he's not. Good dog. Heel, boy! Heel! K9: This unit does not appreciate the term "dog," "boy," or "heel." Regeneration unity log indicates you saved it from damage. Starkey: What are you? K9: What am I? My name is...K9. I do not know when or where I am. Commencing orientation protocols. Flying! [starts to fly] Left! Right! Up! And away we go!

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K9: [counting down until self-destruct] 7...6...5...4... Starkey: Stay! K9: [pauses] Sorry, young master. I've managed to reroute my circuits. I'm in control of them again. Darius: Wish I could say the same about mine. K9: I have overridden the program. Imminent explosion averted. This unit is no longer being used by the Korven. [suddenly starts again] 4...3...2...1... [pauses] Bang. Starkey: K9, tell me that wasn't a joke. K9: Very well, young master. That wasn't a joke. Darius: You can laugh? Jixen: Of course! Jixen are famous for their sense of hunger!

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Inspector Thorne: We've developed a weapon. A super-soldier created from the DNA of every species we've encountered. Jixen, Anubian, Meron, you name it. K9: And implanted with my regeneration tech. This unit would like it back, please. Inspector Thorne: But it's a small contribution to the weapon that would save this planet. K9: A weapon that cannot possibly work. Inspector Thorne: Well his cloaking tech seems to work. He's been in this room all along. K9: So he is the huge, invisible pile of DNA in the corner, then. Inspector Thorne: How could you detect him? K9: I'm K9. Inspector Thorne: Meet Project Trojan!

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