Quotes

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I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but... it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn.

Other

I'm incredible at hand-jobs but I also got a fifteen-sixty on the SATs.

Dialogue

Molly: It's fun your mom thinks we're boning. Amy: It isn't you who has to deal with their awkward looks when I say that I'm going to the library with you and I'm actually going to the library with you.

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Molly: We missed out. We didn't go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges. Amy: And it worked!

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Molly: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules. Amy: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs. Molly: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library. Amy: Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules. Molly: Picasso. Amy: He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule. Molly: Rosa Parks. Amy: Name another one. Molly: Susan B. Anthony. Amy: God dammit.

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Molly: You guys don't even care about school. Triple A: No, we just don't only care about school.

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Molly: Gigi, where the fuck you going to school next year? Gigi: Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice: Harvard.

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Molly: Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be scissoring a different girl. Amy: Dude, scissoring is not a thing. Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it. Amy: It's not a thing. Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it. Amy: I'm not knocking it, I'm just saying it isn't a thing. Molly: How about you don't knock it until you've tried it?

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Amy: Time for us to do what we do best. Molly: What's that? Amy: Motherfucking homework.

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Molly: [On Gigi and Jared] They spend every minute together, it's so weird. Amy: We spend every minute together. Molly: We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around for when she needs a liver.

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Amy: Sorry, are you talking about porn? Molly: All I'm saying... Amy: No. Molly: No one will know if you watched one porn one time. Think of it as a documentary. It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc. Amy: All of those women are European trafficking victims. Molly: Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging other people's sexual preferences? 'Cause you fuck a panda every night.