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Lizzo: [spoken after "Pink (Bad Day)" abruptly stopped] Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay? Guy at the Beach: Give us a smile, blondie. Warning Girl: [sees Barbie leaving in tears] They never listen. Allan: Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. Yes, even him. Aaron Dinkins: I'm a man with no power, does that make me a woman? Sasha: Men hate women and women hate women. It's the one thing we can all agree on. Kenmaid (Portrayed by John Cena (The GOAT)): Hi, Barbie! Ruth Handler: We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come. Writer Barbie: Wait. I did write a book. It's like I've been in a dream, where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. But what you said broke me out of it. Artist Ken: Does the title of long-term-distance casual low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing? President Barbie: That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep] [The Kens gasped

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Pompadour Ken: Hey, Barbie. Check me out. [Performs a backflip, three times] Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken! Ken: [angrily] What?

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Doctor Barbie: It's okay, let me see. [Barbie lifts her leg to show her foot, and they gasp] <big>FLAT FEET!!!!!</big> [gags] Lawyer Barbie: Stop it, Ken. Basketball Ken: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Barbie: Something's weird today. Kenmaid (portrayed by John Cena (The GOAT)): [appearing out of the water, waving at Barbie] Hi, Barbie! Barbie: Oh, okay. Hi, Ken! Mermaid Barbie: Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty.

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Ruth: You understand that humans have only one ending. Ideas live forever. Humans not so much. You do know that don't you? Barbie: I do. Ruth: Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable. Barbie: I know. Ruth: Humans make things up, like "patriarchy" and "Barbie" — just to deal with how uncomfortable it is. Barbie: I understand that. Ruth: And then you die. Barbie: Yeah. Yeah. I want to be part of the people — to make meaning — not the thing that's made. I want to do the imagining — I don't want to be the idea. Does that make sense?

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Barbie: What's wrong with them? Ken: [resting his arm on the Mortal Kombat II arcade machine] We just explained to them the immaculate, impeccable seamless garment of logic that is patriarchy, and they crumbled. Gloria: Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s with the indigenous people and smallpox. They had no defenses against it. Ken: Yeah. Buckle up, babe. [chuckles] Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land! And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, because they had it all figured out in Century City. The minute you get out of your car, you're like, "I can't believe how great this place is!" Barbie: No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City because we failed them. Ken: [loudly] No! YOU FAILED ME! [sighs] Out there, I was somebody. And when I walked down the street... people respected me just for who I am. [scoffs] One lady, she even asked me for the time. Pompadour Ken: No way! Ken: Way. [chuckles] And if it weren't for these technicalities like MBAs, medica

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Barbie: You can't do this. This is Barbie Land. The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard to make it everything that it is! You... you can't just undo it in a day! Ken: Literally and figuratively, watch me. Now, if you'll excuse me... this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. Right? How's that feel? It is not fun, is it? [Barbie contemplates over this] Ken: Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms... Barbie: Oh! Ken: And your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit and Dazzling Show Skirt. Gloria: [Barbie gasps in horror] These are archival. Sasha: Mm-hmm. Ken: Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets. Barbie: No! Ken: And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants! Barbie: Not the Palazzos! Ken: And get out!

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Ken: I thought I might stay over tonight. Barbie: Why? Ken: Because we're girlfriend and boyfriend. Barbie: To do what? Ken: I'm actually not sure.

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Barbie: I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals. Construction Worker #1: That's okay. Construction Worker #2: Yeah. Construction Worker #3: Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Construction Worker #4: It's cool. Ken: I have all the genitals!

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Ken: I just don't know who I am without you. Barbie: You're Ken. Ken: But it's Barbie and Ken. There's no just Ken. That's why I was created. I only exist within the warmth of your gaze. Without it, I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips.

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Allan: [appeared in the backseat of the Barbie car, out of nowhere] TURN THIS SONG OFF, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Sasha: Who are you? Allan: I'm Allan. Gloria: Oh, you are Allan. That's great! Allan: Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. I cannot sit on one more leather couch. It's gonna break my spirit. As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up, no one is gonna be able to get in or out. So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it. Gloria: No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World is what caused all these problems in the first place. Allan: Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. Yes, even him. So come on! Worker Ken: Hey, you there. Gloria: What do we do? Allan: Just get in the car and keep it singing. Hey, man. Be ready for anything. Worker Ken: Who are you? Allan: I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy. Yeah, all of his clothes fit me! [punches the Worker Ken

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Barbie: [in tears] I'm not pretty anymore! Gloria: What? You're so pretty! Barbie: I'm not stereotypical Barbie pretty! Narrator: Note to the filmmakers: Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.

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President Barbie: Mister Mattel, I just... Mattel CEO: Please. Call me Mother. President Barbie: No, thank you. I don't think that things should go back to the way that they were. No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows. Allan: Or Allan.