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Sasquatch: [growls, which slowly turns into a very hard and wheezy cough; gasping] It's still there. [Coughing slowly dies out] Excuse me, I think I had something...[coughs again] there it is... [continuing] In my throat. Like a nut, or a field mouse or something, I don't know. Am I rambling? I'm a little nervous! [chuckles] If I'm being honest here, I- [clears throat] Sir Lionel Frost, I presume. Hi. Sir Lionel Frost: [Too stunned to speak, he stares. The Sasquatch smiles nervously; after chuckling in shock and surprise] You can speak?! Sasquatch: Yes, and, um, I write as well. [he holds up the letter he’d written to Sir Lionel] My penmanship isn’t great, but, uh, you know, opposable thumbs and fat fingers, you know? [chuckles] Frost: [still chuckling] How can you speak? Sasquatch: Ah, good question. Well, I watched at first. I listened, very closely I pay attention to a lot of things. I learned, I stole some books, newspapers here and there. Um, an old shaman in the valley, gave me s

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Frost: So, how do you know about me? Sasquatch: Oh. I've read all about you. [Shows Frost various headlines from newspapers, stating that he's either failed or lost money, and even one that states that a rumored affair occurred] I think that one's my favorite, right there. Let's see, there might be a picture... Frost: Yes, yes, yes, well you can't believe everything you read, can you? Sasquatch: But I need someone who knows the wild world. Someone who believes in my existance. But, you know, doesn't wanna shoot me. [He looks up] You're not gonna shoot me, are you? Frost: [shakes his head] But, if I may ask, what exactly do you ask of me? Sasquatch: Take me away from this place. [sighs] I’m lonely. Your world, it grows bigger, mine is eaten away. I've walked through these woods for so long, but I'm the last one, y'know? I have no friends, no...no family, really nobody. But, on the other side of the world there's this creature, he's a snowman! [shows Frost a newspaper with a photo of a l

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Mr. Link: This feels very confined. I feel woozy, do I look pale? I feel pale... Frost: [hits Mr. Link's shoulder with his cane] Oh, stop fidgeting, Mr. Link. You mustn't draw attention to yourself. Mr. Link: Yeah, well [whispers] I'm not very comfortable stealing a man's clothes. Frost: Well you can't walk around naked. It's indecent. Mr. Link: Yeah, but... his underwear too? It just seems a little... I mean, i turned them inside out and all, but... Is it hot in here? I think I need some air. Frost: By all means, crack open the win… [suddenly Mr. Link smashes the train window with his fist to crack it open] …dow. Mr. Link: Oh, that’s better.

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Mr. Link: [whispering] We're not gonna break in, are we? I mean, that's against the law! Frost: Oh, please, Mr. Link. This is America. [hands him a stocking] put this on. Mr. Link: Sir Lionel! Sir! Do you have a size bigger? [shows him wearing the stocking on his leg] I think I put a run in it. Frost: On your head! It's a disguise! We're not here to perform Burlesque! Look, forget about the stocking. [hands him a grappling hook with rope attached] Throw this. [Mr. Link then throws all of the rope over the other side of the wall] What did..What did you just do? Mr. Link: Uh, what do you mean? I threw the rope over the wall. Frost: I didn't mean all of it! Frost: [sarcastically] Oh, you don't say? Mr. Link: No, I do- I do say. I just said that right then, aren't you listening? Frost: [to himself] Well now what do we do? Mr. Link: You said throw the rope over, so I threw the rope over. Frost: Well why don't you throw this [his pack] over as well?! Mr. Link: Okay. [he throws it over the wa

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Frost: And that prospector's name was...? Mr. Link: Susan. Lionel Frost: Su… Susan? Mr. Link: Yes, Susan. That should be my name. Lionel: So this prospector was a girl. Mr. Link: Yes, that’s correct. Lionel: That is a girl’s name. Mr. Link: Uh-huh. Sir Frost: Well, it... It suits you.

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Mr. Link: Um… Tribeswoman: You have killed my grandmother! Adelina Fortnight: Quick, quick, quick, someone should give her the kiss of life! Frost: [to Mr. Link] You’re the man for the job. Mr. Link: How’s my breath?

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Frost: Now, [holds his arms out] Hold me tightly! Mr. Link: Um, are you sure? [whispers] Adelina's watching. Frost: What? No. I want you to throw me out of the pit! Mr. Link: I think you might be a little too heavy. Frost: Nonsense. Now, give it all you’ve got. Mr. Link: [throws him and Sir Lionel smashes into the ice wall and slides down] Ooph. It’s hard to know who’s fault that was. Let’s do it again.