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Carmen: "A good spy uses his head", got that? It's the first one in the book! Juni: (puts on sunglasses) Ew, gross. Carmen: What do you see? Juni: You. Carmen: [sarcastic] Very funny. Focus your eyes closer.

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Ms. Tatiana Gradenko: Hi! I'm Ms. Gradenko, we work for your parents. Carmen: "We"? Ms. Tatiana Gradenko: Oh, I can understand if you don't trust me. You were a baby when we first met. [Opens door and enters] Remember me now? [Carmen and Juni shake their heads.] Sorry. I have a key, you see? We're all on the same side. We're here to protect you. Ms. Tatiana Gradenko: OSS, standard issue. We all have one. Carmen: OSS? You work with my parents? Ms. Tatiana Gradenko: Yes. [Her men start walking round the safehouse and begin examining objects] Now, please listen closely. Open your ears. Your father was able to send one last communique this morning before he disappeared. It consisted of 5 letters: F-L-O-O...P. Juni: [in disbelief] But you're wrong. Fabulous Floop would never do that. Ms. Tatiana Gradenko: Oh, trust me, he's not that fabulous. In fact... [displays the photos of the Fooglies] recognize these? Juni: Floop's Fooglies. I got toy versions. Ms. Tatiana Gradenko: This is what they

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Machete: Who are you? Carmen: Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.

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Carmen: [Juni contacts her through the walkie talkie] What?! Juni: [into walkie-talkie] Where did you go? Carmen: I'm right behind him! Where are you?! Juni: I'm toast.

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Juni: Don't drop me! Carmen: I'm not gonna drop you! [drops Juni]

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Lisp: I'll believe that when I see it. [cuts off his webcam] Minion: Welcome back, Ms. Gradenko. [Minion takes Gradenko's hand and kisses it.] Ms. Gradenko: [Revealed to be half-bald from the Buddy Pack jetpack flames burning her hair off] It's good to be back, Alex. Let's never have children.