Quotes

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Adolf: Heil me, man. Jojo: [neutral] Heil Hitler. Adolf: Whaat? You can heil me better than that. Jojo: [slightly more lively] Heil Hitler. Adolf: Just throw it away, don't even think about it. Jojo: [more forceful] Heil Hitler. Adolf: No you're overthinking it. "Heil Hitler." Jojo: [overthinking it] Heil, Hitterler. Adolf: Who's Hitterler? Do you even speak German? Jojo: [loudens voice] Heil Hitler! Adolf: That's not a heil. This is a heil: "Heil!" Jojo: [same] Heil Hitler! Adolf: [playfully] "Heil Hitler!" Jojo: [same] Heil Hitler! Adolf: [stressing the playfulness] "Heil Hitler!" Jojo: [finally playful] Heil Hitler! [getting it right] Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Adolf: [simultaneously] Ooh, that's it! You've got it! Heil Hitler! Have a great day! Heil Hitler! You can be the best! Heil Hitler! You can do it! Heil Hitler! Both: [rapidly] Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hit

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Klenzendorf: Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up. Klenzendorf: The girls will practice important womanly duties... such as... dressing wounds, making beds and learning... how to get pregnant. Rahm: I've had 18 kids for Germany. [sarcastically] Such a great year to be a girl.

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Trainee: [lecturing how soldiers must be ready to kill the enemy. When asked if they are able, Jojo reluctantly says yes] Trainee: Johannes. Can you kill? Jojo: [reluctant] Of--of--of course. I-- I love killing.

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What did they do?

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Elsa: I'm not a ghost, Johannes. I'm something worse, but I think you already know that, don't you? You know what I am. Elsa: Yes. Say it. SAY IT! Jojo: A Jew. Elsa: Gesundheit.

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Adolf: How did she get control like that? Jojo: She must've used her powers! Mind control. Adolf: Ah, typical. You see how fast she moves? Jojo: Yes! Adolf: Ah, like a female, Jewish Jesse Owens, and now she's got your fancy knife. Jojo: Mmmph! My knife! Adolf: Ah, like a female, Jewish Jesse Owens, Jack the Ripper. You're definitely in a pickle, my friend. What to do... what to do... Both: Got it! Jojo: I'd negotiate! / Adolf: You're gonna burn the house and blame Winston Churchill. Or negotiate. Hmm.

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Adolf: She's pretty rude, you know. That's just my two pfennige. And now she's got TWO KNIVES! Jojo: I KNOW! Adolf: How you're gonna chop up stuff? Jojo: I DON'T KNOW! Adolf: Oh and she's still up there, that thing, that-- that-- that... Jojo: Jew! Adolf: Ah, Jew! Ah, what we're gonna do bout that Jew? Jojo: You think of something. Adolf: Oh, now I'm the expert? Jojo: STOP OFFERING ME DAMN CIGARETTES! I'M TEN! Adolf: Alright, sorry I'm STRESSED OUT! OK, let's talk like turkeys. You can't let your mother know or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head BUT... there's no reason this thing in the attic needs ruin your life-- in fact... you could use it to your advantage. Jojo: How? Adolf: When someone tries to use mind powers on me, you know what I do? Use mind powers back on them. Remember last year, when that one-arm pirate, von Stauffenberg, tried to blow me up with a table bomb? Jojo: Yeah, you survived. Adolf: Correctumondo. But the only reason I survived, apart from having bomb-proof le

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Rosie: You've lived more lifetimes than most. Elsa: I haven't lived at all. Rosie: You're being challenged. They say you can't live, that you won't live. If that comes true, then they win. Elsa: They have been winning so far. Rosie: They'll never win, that's the power you have. As long as there's someone alive out there somewhere, then they lose. They didn't get you yesterday or today, you make tomorrow the same! Hey. Tomorrow must be the same.