Quotes

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Griffin: If it moves, I can jump it. Actually, I knew this Jumper once - crazy bastard - tried to hop a whole building. Won't be trying that again. David: Why's that? Griffin: That's 'cause he's dead. Killed him. Still managed to shake it a little though. David: So how long you been doing this for? Griffin: Doing what? Driving? David: No. Jumping. Griffin: Since I was five. David: Five? Griffin: Yeah. David: How'd you keep it a secret from people? Like your parents. Griffin: It's pretty easy when they're not around. David: Where were they? Griffin: Not around.

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David: You, uh, you ever read Marvel Team-Up? Griffin: Yeah, I've read it. And? David: Two superheroes joining forces for like, uh, a limited run. Griffin: You see, I see what you're trying to do, yeah? I'm not buying it. For your own sake, just go home. David: You live in a cave. Griffin: It's called a lair. And what's the point? David: I'm just saying, you know. We, uh, kind of have this common thing.

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David: Who are these people? Griffin: Paladins. Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins. Class dismissed.

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David: Where did the Paladin go? Griffin: Swimming. David: Pacific? Griffin: No, Atlantic. Nice little shark pit around Cuba.

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David: So, I'm a Jumper. You're a Paladin. Mary: That's right. David: What now? Mary: I'm giving you a head start, son. Because I love you.

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David: How they doin'? Receptionist: Down by six and a half. Don't think you'll be needing that umbrella. David: You never know.

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Griffin: You can't keep following me. David: Actually, I'm the one person who can. Griffin: [chuckles] Lucky me.

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Jungle Jumper: Okay. Okay. Why? Roland: Because you are an abomination. [takes out his dagger] Only God should have the power to be in all places at all times. [stabs the jungle jumper in the chest] One less of you to worry about.

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David: [about bomb] What's that? Griffin: What? David: What are you doing? Griffin: Nothing, I was uh, you know thinking about going bowling David: What? Griffin: Roland's in there with his whole army. I'm going to go back there and end this, what do you think? Yeah I'm gonna blow him to Timbuktu. David: Millie's in there! Griffin: Oh yeah, there is that as well.

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Millie: You okay? David: Yeah. Millie: You sure? David: Yeah. I am. Millie: [smiles] Good. 'Cause I'm freezing. Can we please go someplace warm? David: Where do you want to go? Millie: Surprise me.