Sex Drive

I would've blown.

Sex Drive (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Randy: You wear thong underpants? Andy: You want us to take our shirts off? Randy: Where do you live? Andy: Is your mom hot too? Randy: Where do you live? Andy: What's your address? Randy: You like pizza?

Sex Drive (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see? Randy: Cause we're the shit. Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.

Sex Drive (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole! Ian: I can't move the other arm. Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that? Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir. Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot! Ian: Holy shit. Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.

Sex Drive (film), CC BY-SA 4.0