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[looking out into the darkened, empty theater] Shhh! Hear that noise? That's the rats - always performing! If I left this scenery here, they'd eat it up - eat the whole theater up if it wasn't for the actors! The hollering frightens them.

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Gene Gibbons: Put your scissors away, Delilah, my hair's all cut. [looking at her male escort] Is this stylish fellow my successor? Sylvia Marbe: Gene, you're drunk! Gene Gibbons: Darling, you understate the case by three bottles and a thousand tears! [laughs] Avaunt!

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Nina Barone: Where are you from? Bill O'Brien: [laughs] I fell out of a policeman's whistle in Times Square.

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Nina Barone: Please beat it! I'm no gun moll! Bill O'Brien: You ain't no buzzard's dish either - not when I'm around!

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That wouldn't be hard.