Quotes

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Luigi: [as he drives the van] You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct. Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't.

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Sergeant: Name. Mario: Mario. Sergeant: Last name. Mario: Mario. Sergeant: [to Luigi] Okay. What's your name? Luigi: Luigi. Sergeant: Luigi Luigi? Luigi: No. Luigi Mario. Sergeant: Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you? Luigi: There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Sergeant: Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.

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Toad: [sings] Oh, oh, oh. Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.

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Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens! Luigi: We are? Wow, cool!

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Sergeant: Nobody touches President Koopa! Luigi: [rubs his eyes in pain] You're Koopa?! But you said you were one evil... Koopa: ...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?

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Koopa: Now, where's the rock? Iggy and Spike: Rock, sir? Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! Spike: That rock! Iggy: I told you not to forget it! Koopa: And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?! Iggy and Spike: [nervously] The plumbers took it. Koopa: [whispers] Plumbers? [to Lena] Plumber alert!

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Mario: Where's the starter on this thing? Luigi: I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni. Mario: I didn't know you could do that. Luigi: Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.

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Sergeant: Mario Brothers! Mario: [in his cell with Luigi] Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop! Sergeant: You got one.

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Mario: If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch. Luigi: Now, where's Daisy? Spike: No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag? Luigi: Where's Daisy, butt breath?! Iggy: Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?! Luigi: Not 'til you give us Daisy, biscuit head! Spike: Where is the rock?! Mario: SHUT UP!!