Quotes

Dialogue

Tina: Brenda? Marni and Tina: Psyco! Tina: Brad? Marni: Too gay. Patrick? Greg: Not gay enough Tina: And last Whittier. Marni: She’s ok. Greg: Marni, she’s future head cheerleader material. Marni: Memo Pink Ink. We already have our next head cheerleader. (points at self with sucker) Hi. Greg: The only difference being she’s cute. Marni: Yeah she’s cute the way a smushed up bug on the bottom of your shoe is cute. Oh and excuse me, did you see her blonde hair? So fake. Greg: If it isn’t the pot calling the kettle blonde. Marni: I was, I was born with dark roots. Greg: Mmmhmm. Tina: Enough. You two bitches can catfight all you want but the final decision is mine. Until then- you’re both dismissed. Marni: Welcome to the team! (hands uniform to Monica) Welcome to the team- (Hands uniform to Whittier) Oh, this is a size four is that gonna be to small? (Whittier shakes her head) Kidding, kidding. Get out of here. Welcome to the team. (hands Janice towels) Janice: Wait, this isn’t a uniform th