The Room

Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off! Chris R: Five minutes?! You want five (bleep) minutes, Denny?! You know what? [pulls out gun] I haven't got FIVE FUCKIN' MINUTES!? [Mark: Silence!]

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Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready? Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.

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Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do? Denny: I just like to watch you guys. Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy! Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha. Denny: I get it. You guys wanna be alone. Johnny: That's the idea. Denny: Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds. Johnny: Bye, Denny. Lisa: Bye, Denny.

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Lisa: You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone. Johnny: In a few minutes, bitch. Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch?! Johnny: You and your stupid mother.

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Mark: I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street. Johnny: Hahaha. What a story, Mark! Mark: Yeah, you can say that again.

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Lisa: Did you get your promotion? Johnny: Nah. Lisa: You didn't get it, did you? Johnny: That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.

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