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I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick. I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.

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They're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string!

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It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.

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She's no butterfly, Tony. She's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls... She's got it!

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We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!

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Jeff: Hop on in, pard! Nomi Malone: Where you going? Jeff: Vegas! Come on! This is your lucky day!

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Jeff: What are you going to Vegas for? You gonna win? Nomi Malone: I'm gonna dance! Jeff: Like one of those private escort dancers?

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Jeff: You gamble? Nomi Malone: No. Jeff: Well you gotta gamble if you're gonna win. Nomi Malone: I'm gonna win.

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Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom: Do you know what they call that useless piece of skin around a twat? Crowd: What?!? Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom: A WOMAN!

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Molly Abrams: I haven't gotten laid in six months. My right hand's so tired I can barely thread a needle! Nomi Malone: Then use the left one. Molly Abrams: For threading a needle?

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Tony Moss: Can you spell MGM backwards? I bet you can't. Audition Dancer: M-G-M. Tony: I'm impressed!

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Al Torres: You're a fucking stripper, don't you get it? Nomi Malone: I'm a dancer! Al: If you're a dancer, than Henry here is the fuckin' Virgin Mary! Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom: I got bigger tits than the fuckin' Virgin Mary and I got a bigger mouth too!

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Cristal Connors: Where do you dance at, darlin'? Nomi Malone: Um... at the Cheetah. Cristal Connors: I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much. Nomi Malone: You don't know shit!

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Nomi Malone: Hi, my name is Heather. Cristal Connors: Hey Nomi. I love your nails. We'd like you to have a private dance with both of us. Nomi Malone: We don't do that. One at a time. No women. Cristal Connors: A hundred dollars. Nomi Malone: Sorry. That's the rules. Cristal Connors: Two hundred. You just do Zack and I'll watch. Cristal Connors: Five hundred.

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Tony Moss: One day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like... I don't know... Lolita, maybe. Tony Moss: Nice dress. Nomi Malone: Thanks. I bought it at "Ver-sayce". Nomi Malone: In the Forum? Tony Moss: Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce. Nomi Malone: Me, too!

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Nomi Malone: I get a headache from champagne. Cristal Connors: This isn't champagne. This... is HOLY WATER. I named myself after this holy water. Chrissie Lou Connors used to have dingy brown hair and little bitty tits. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do. Cristal Connors: You have great tits. They're really beautiful. Nomi Malone: Thank you. Cristal Connors: I like nice tits. I always have, how about you? Nomi Malone: I like having nice tits. Cristal Connors: How do you like having 'em? Nomi Malone: What do you mean? Cristal Connors: You know what I mean. Nomi Malone: I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top. Cristal Connors: Mmmm. You like to show em off. Nomi Malone: I didn't like showing them off at the Cheetah. Cristal Connors: Why not? I liked lookin' at 'em there. We ALL liked lookin' at 'em there! Nomi Malone: It made me feel like a hooker. Cristal Connors: You are a whore, darlin'! Nomi Malone: No, I'm not! Cristal Connors: We all are. We take the cash, we c

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Cristal Connors: No one's gonna take my lead anyway, darlin', I haven't missed a show in eight years. Tony Moss: But you're not getting any younger, "darling". Cristal Connors: Eat me.

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Nomi Malone: Hello? Anybody here? Cristal Connors: Back here. Nomi Malone: What are you doing here? Cristal Connors: What am I doing here? [sniffs cocaine] I'm doin' some of the finest cocaine in the world, darlin'. You want some? Nomi Malone: Mm-mmm. Cristal Connors: It's great for the muscles. I told Marty I'd work on your turns with you, darlin', but I'm feelin' a little turned inside out myself today. Nomi Malone: Cut the shit. Cristal Connors: [smiling] OK. We got off on the wrong foot. Wanna start dancin' all over again? Nomi Malone: Why? Cristal Connors: Why not? Wanna go down to Spago, get somethin' to eat? Nomi Malone: Where is it? Cristal Connors: [sarcastically] Just down from Ver-sayce. Nomi Malone: It's Versace. Cristal Connors: Ohhhhh, yeah. Nomi Malone: Yeah.

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Nomi Malone: Don't they have brown rice and vegetables? Cristal Connors: Do you like brown rice and vegetables? Nomi Malone: Yeah. Cristal Connors: You do? Nomi Malone: Sort of. Cristal Connors: Really? Nomi Malone: It's worse than dog food. Nomi Malone: It is! Cristal Connors: I've had dog food. Nomi Malone: You have? Cristal Connors: Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow... I used to love Doggy Chow. Nomi Malone: I used to love Doggy Chow, too!

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Zack Carey: Are you afraid? Don't be. Nomi Malone: I'm not. I liked it when you came. I liked your eyes.

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Cristal Connors: You fucked her, didn't you? Zack Carey: Does that piss you off because you're jealous, Cris? Or because I beat you to the punch?

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Cristal Connors: You fuck him for the spot? Or you fuck him cause you wanted to? I say you did it for the spot. Nomi Malone: Is that what you did, Cristal? Cristal Connors: You don't want to piss me off darlin' now that we're friends. Nomi Malone: Oh, no... You shouldn't get pissed off. Makes you look older.

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Cristal Connors: You like my nails? Not as nice as yours. Nomi Malone: Maybe I could help you with yours... If you like. Cristal Connors: Why you'd do that for me? Nomi Malone: What are friends for? Cristal Connors: On second thought... I'm not so sure I want you to be doin' mine. I'm getting a little too old for that 'whorey' look.

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Tony Moss: Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her. Phil Kewkirk: What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating? Tony Moss: She could be out for a year, Phil. Zack Carey: Like who? Phil Newkirk: Janet Jackson? Paula Abdul? Zack Carey: Paula Abdul? In my show? Mr. Karlman: I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries! Zack Carey: Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas. Mr. Karlman: What? Zack Carey: We gamble.

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Nomi Malone: Where are the police? Zack Carey: They're not here. Nomi Malone: Why the fuck aren't they here? Zack Carey: Because they're not coming! Zack Carey: Don't do it... Polly. Nomi Malone: How did you find out? Zack Carey: You were busted for disturbing the peace at the Crave Club. The police took your fingerprints. Nomi Malone: I don't have to listen to this. Zack Carey: Yes you do! Polly-Ann Costello. Your father killed your mother and then killed himself. You ran away from a foster in Oakland, December 1990. Arrests: Denver, soliciting. Nomi Malone: Stop it! Zack Carey: San Jose, soliciting. Cheyenne, soliciting. Should I read you the rest of them? How about possession of crack cocaine? Assault with a deadly weapon. Tell me something. Why did you stop hooking? You had your future pretty well-mapped out of yourself. Nomi Malone: I did what I have do. Zack Carey: Just like you did with Cristal. Nomi Malone: I'm not a whore. Zack Carey: No, you're not. You're gonna be a big star

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Nomi Malone: I got my period. James Smith: Yeah right. Nomi Malone: Check.

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Jeff: So did you gamble? Jeff: Did you win? Jeff: What'd you win? Nomi Malone: Me. Jeff: Oh, fuck! It's you! Nomi Malone: I want my fucking suitcase... ASSHOLE!