Angel Beats!

Hinata: [At Yuri] Alright, can you please give us the down-low on what we found? Yuri: Hm...Angel has been developing her own abilities. She's using the same method we are to make our weapons. Ōyama: What does that mean? Yuri: I'm not sure. I can't say anything for certain. Fujimaki: Why not? You're being a little too vague, Yurripe. Yuri: [Thinking] For her to do things the same way we do; it could mean the worst possible scenario for us. It would mean there is no God. If she's an angel, why doesn't she get her powers from God? Why does she have to develop them for herself? It just doesn't make any sense. Takamatsu: And here's another problem: [Places Iwasawa's acoustic guitar on the table.] where did Iwasawa go? Noda: Didn't Angel obliterate her? Hinata: During her performance? Noda: Then what did you think happened? Ōyama: So, who kidnapped Iwasawa and- Yuri: [Aloud] No one did. She accepted her fate. That's all there is to it.

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[Thinking] Well, I learned one thing: obeying Angel and enjoying school life wasn't the only way to get obliterated.

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Hinata: Shiina! Where are you? Come on out! Shiina! [Notices her hiding behind a wall.] Huh? Shiina: What is it? Hinata: I was looking for you. You've got great reflexes, right? Shiina: I wouldn't know about all that. Hinata: I know you'd be great for the team! It's baseball! Let's play baseball! Shiina: Ever since that day, I keep running it over and over in my head how I could've lost to that newbie. Hinata: Are you talking about the operation "Parachute" to the Guild? Otonashi's become a legend because he was the only survivor. Otonashi: Oh, come on. I was just lucky. Shiina: I just don't get it. I should be stronger than you in every possible way. Otonashi: I bet. Shiina: But if I was inferior to you in any way, it would be in concentration. Otonashi: Nah, I think you have way better concentration than me. Shiina: Ever since that day, [Appears fully from behind the wall, balancing a broom with one finger.] I've been balancing this stupid broom on the tip of my finger! Yui: [Whisper

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Yuri: At last. The time has finally come. Otanashi: What? Is something starting soon? Yuri: Angel's rampage is about to begin. Otanashi: What? What do you mean by "Angel's rampage"? [Shows scene of what Otanashi thinks as "Angel's rampage" with a group of the SSS members fighting Angel fiercely.] But-but...Why is she going on a rampage? Yuri: Because tests are coming up. Otanashi: Uh...Come again? Takamatsu: Think about it. It's of the most vital importance that we attend class and get good grades on our tests, and important that we excel. At least it's important to Angel. [Otanashi's previous theory of what "Angel's rampage" is like is shattered.] Yuri: But this testing period is a perfect chance for us to make Angel flunk her tests. Fujimaki: Sounds to me like you've already got a plan, Yurippie. Come on, let's hear it. Yuri: We'll interfere with all of Angel's tests; make her flunk them. That'll put her as worst student in the whole school. Otanashi: So what happens then? Yuri: She

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Yuri: First off, I'll determine who's participating in this operation. I pulled some strings to get several of us in the same testing room as Angel. Fujimaki: I'm sorry. I don't understand why we don't just surround her? Yuri: Yeah, right! That won't happen! We can't afford any mistakes! If they discover our operation midway, we'll be sent to different classrooms. We won't be able to ensure that Angel gets zeroes. Noda: I see. I'll pass on this mission. This sort of sneaking around stuff is for pussies. Yuri: The participating members will be Takamatsu, Hinata, Ōyama, Takeyama, and Otonashi. Otonashi: Not me, again! Takeyama: [At Yuri] Would you please call me "Christ"? Yuri: [Ignoring Takeyama] I merely chose normal-looking people. Now then, operation start!

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Yuri: Seat arrangements will be decided by lottery the morning of the tests. It'll be hard messing with Angel's tests if we aren't near her. [To Otonashi in the classroom] Listen up. Get the seat right next to hers. Otonashi: Don't ask for the impossible. Hinata: [Grabbing a lotto out of the box.] Gotcha! [Unfolds his lotto] 20? I'm out! Takamatsu: [Holding his lotto] I'm number 11. That's very far from Angel. Ōyama: [Holding his lotto] I'm 33. [Laughing] I'm way off! Otonashi: [Reaching into the box] My turn. [Takes a lotto and reads it] 24. That's awfully far. Yuri: [Holding her lotto cheerfully] Yes! I got 1! [Aggravated] Damn! This stinks! [Stomping on her lotto] Isn't anyone near her, in front of her, or next to her? Takeyama: I'm in front of her. Yuri: Sweet! Takeyama: So, what am I supposed to do? [The group then gathers around Yuri's desk.] Yuri: Alright, I want you to take two answer sheets when they're handed out. Swap the fake one with Angel's when you pass them up to the fr

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