Quotes

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Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth - I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!

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I agree with America.

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Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!

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There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanity's enslavement.

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If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?

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AGINCOURT!

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You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?

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[overlapping with America] The only things that come from France are horrid wine and body odor.

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Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs' that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treats?

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We'd just get hungry again!

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Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in.

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What? Why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help. Then Latvia will be right behind.

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You're so tough, next you'll try to pick a fight with Haiti.

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Do you have a miniature detachable head?

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If you get any closer to Lithuania I'll make your capital Warsaw!

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Please everyone, calm down!

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Everyone shut up!

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Germany?!

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We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past. [Italy's hand goes up] Germany recognizes his friend Italy!

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... PASTA----!

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It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a man who conquered the Mediterranean Sea, and gained all the world’s wealth. His name… was the Roman Empire. He had it all: the world’s wealth, fame, and vast land. The man who gained everything… one day he just… disappeared.

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Later! During WWI! I’m supposed to be fighting a descendent of Rome right now… but so far no such luck ...how weird… We crossed that border with no problem, didn’t we, Herr Stick? I’m so sorry I didn’t share any of my liverwursts with you! The invasion was going so well I forgot about feeding mein sticky friend! Well you’re right; I still shouldn’t let my guard down. It’s him we’re talking about; he must have some sort of plan. *Shocked noise*

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*flabbergasted sounds*

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The time was WWI. I found myself… in what’s you’d call… a “situation…” Hmm… weird… looks like someone left me these tomatoes--

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Ah!

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Augh!

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Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!

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I think someone’s inside!

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You’re wrong! There’s no one inside! DO NOT OPEN THE BOX!!!!

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Nnnnngh…. Verdammt, this is heavy…

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Why are you ignoring me?! What point is it to try to see the box of tomatoes fairy’s guts?!?!

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*struggle grunts* Something is caught in here…!!!

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Wah! I’m so sorry; you were right! I am not a box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies! Lies!!! LIES!!!! Please don’t shoot me; I’m too young to die, and what if I don’t die but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please I’ll do anything! Well, I mean within reason… I DON’T WANT TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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I mean seriously, I’m a virgin! Where do you think they get Virgin Olive Oil? The point is you don’t want to shoot the virgin! We’re pathetic enough as it is!!! I apologize for the lying, and the boxing, and really I’m a good Italy! I swear! You’re Germany, right?!

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Geez… is this the guy I’m supposed to be fighting? I heard mein Feind is the descendant of the great Rome, but…

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I have relatives in Berlin!

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Ugh… there’s no way this whining little brat could be the same enemy… I wonder who he really is… Let me ask you a question. You wouldn’t by any chance be related to the great Rome, would you?

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Wait, you’re telling me you know Grandpa Rome? What a fantastico turn of events! Especially for this poor pizza and pasta lover! You had me completely fooled! I thought you were really mean and scary! So we can be friends, ok?

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What kind of joke is this? Ah! Mein Gott this is a trap! He’s pretending to be harmless in an attempt to catch me off guard! Sneaky bastard!!

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How fun to have a new friend!—Augh!

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I will not be tricked! Go to hell, you pasta loving trottel!

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……. *whine cry whine*

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At that moment, I never imagined the extent to which this encounter would change my fate. Although I don’t believe in such things.

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こんにちは (Konnichiwa). I am Japan. I enjoy sensing the mood and refraining from speaking.

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It’s true! Ok, so I brought someone who will be our new ally!

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Do you speak of Italy? Alright; I am in agreement. Although I am curious…

Episode 5: Crying out S.O.S at the Center of the World!

Hey there Germany!! I finished all my preparations to become your best ally ever!!!!

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Hm? After weeks of hearing about it, I should at least take a look.

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Tada!! First I got pasta, pasta sauces, wine, pasta fruits! And ingredients for pasta!

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This is not preparation for war!!

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Don’t sweat it! I also made stuff for the war! Aha~!! I made one especially for you too!

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Ah… for me too?

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Mm hmm! I pulled an all-nighter making them by hand!

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They’re handmade…?

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And! You can also use them with the girls you date!

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Germany. I think we need a team name.

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Team name?

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はい。(Hai.) Italy and I thought about it earlier. What do you think about “Axis?”

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“Axis…?”

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It mean—we are all connected together by an axis, and when we prevail, the world will turn on that new axis.

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Abstract. I was thinking “Fire Death Team.”

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No… it better to confuse with obtuse metaphor.

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If you say so… in German you would have to say, “Eine Achse.”

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Sounds badass.

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In Italian that would be “Un Asse….!” *sleeping noises*

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(in a really low freaky voice) Bring on the fire. Bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire…

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I feel like we’re summoning the devil!!!

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Hey, why do you throw your underwear on the floor when you’ve only worn it the one time?! If Franz Joseph I saw this, he’d die in a fit of fury of your unadulterated wastefulness!!

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Ja… but they kinda have a big hole in them...

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This tiny hole?! Franz Joseph I would not care about such things; he would’ve patched it up first!!

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It occurs to me. I wonder how Mr. Austria is doing right now.

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Ask him! He’s been over there this whole time!

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Ah?!

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*playing a piano by the sea*

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How did I not see him?!?!?!

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Ok, we’re so afraid of the Axis (nom) and so agreeing everyone (nom) I think it’s the one who’s secretly in love with Britain and (nom) and though he’s SECRETLY IN LOOOVE WITH BRITAIN haha (nom) I cannot see around it; I did nothing!

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I can’t understand a single word you’re saying! Would you please just stop eating!

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My vocabulary can be intimidating.

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Ah…

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I’ll stop eating this absurd pile of hamburgers so you can focus better. (sluuuuurp) Axis (sluuuuurp) bad guys (sluuuuurp) Allies (sluuuuurp) good guys…

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Ah… and the hero is me!!

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Oh, shut it!!

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Hey Germany, check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn’t he sheezy?

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Ugh… I am Germany. A pleasure.

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I’m the north of the country, and he’s the southern part! Since we’ve always been governed separately, he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he’s become kind of a dick! Right? Now say hi to my friend!

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Suck my balls you damn potato eater.

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Ah…!

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Oh boy, it's hug time..

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Ugh, would you stop it with your hug therapy already?!

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I'll never understand Catholics.

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Ok, Mr. Super Studly. What’d you do to twist-a my brother’s head around so bad?

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Uh… what do you want…?

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Che palle! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s-a my brother’s job, and I know you’ve got some plan for him that’s sinister, and sure, your highways don’t have speed limits, but that doesn’t give you the right to criticize-a when men microbrew the best, big kraut breath!

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Stop right there. You can’t blame me for what-

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This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it’s coming right at ya!

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I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness that you will be helpless to its powers! Moustache! Ahhhahaha! Hoohoo! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at an art school party! Ahahahahaha!!!

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Uh… you do know it looks like you have the mustache from where I stand…

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Ahh! Turn your head! No! Don’t look! I’m so ugly!!!!

Episode 9

Ok! So, like I’ve designed a really sweet attack plan, which I’m calling Attack Plan Alpha, like alpha dog. Woof! I think it makes use of our strengths in the best way possible. Britain goes in suicidal! It’s your Charge of the Light Brigade routine!

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Huh?

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France gives up without a struggle!

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Huh?

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And for Russia, just keep sending us your cannon fodder! You’ll draw the guns away! From me!

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Hold on. Question. What are you going to be doing, America?

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Good question! I’ll do what I always do best! And that means: I’m the hero!!

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When you two are done releasing sexual tension! We have got a meeting we need to finish!

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Huh?

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That’s weird! France actually made a rational point!

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Uh… sorry, that was childish and things got out of hand.

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That’s no fair! It’s my job to be mature!

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Seriously, you two. We have more important things to worry about before settling on our world plans! Like what to do about those tacky military clothes!

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身体好吗? (Shēntǐ hǎo ma?) Oh great, Britain, France, and America are fighting again over nothing! Why can’t you just dominate your people with a totalitarian government, really…

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Here, let me show you how things are decided using ancient Chinese fashion.

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I don’t think so!!! What gives you the right to take all the land for yourself!?

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Because I’m the oldest!

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This is worse than trying to manage a bunch of Italians…!

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Old Japan! Let’s find out where that is!

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Um…

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It’s not on the map!

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Typical American…

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Fuu… but soon I might probably get to say goodbye to everyone…

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Ah…?!

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It make me pleasure smile to think how they will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power.

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Ahhh….!!!!

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There is nothing impossible! Now charge!

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Oh honhon!! Oh honhon! …AAAAAAHH!

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Bravo! Those idiots fell right into my trap!

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I’ve had enough. Please kill me.

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This is terrible! I knew about the damn trap the entire time!! I’m sure that God was just gassy! Or something… but that is not the point! I am amazingly strong, and don’t you forget it!!!

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Hey Austria! It must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by force, huh!

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UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!

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You are an ASS!

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You see? I really am the strongest after all!

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France… Their killer technique is… Profiting from the sidelines.

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Ohh! So sorry to bother you when your busy, but would you put your hands up?

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What’s a filthy rat doing in here?

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WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

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I guess I’ll have to get rid of it if I want to keep-a the peace in this house!! Hey rat, stop right there! How dare you run away from me! Stop it!

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So Britain… I have something important to say to you. I would like… for you to marry me…

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Uhhh…!

Episode 11

Hey, Britain! Can I talk to you for a second?

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Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I’m too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You’re naughty, Captain Hook; Tinkerbell’s not big enough! Take that big goofy kissy face to your little leprechaun friend, since he’s the only one who cares! Kidding! Seriously, you’re all nutburgers! What am I to do with you! Ahahahahahahahaha!

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Germany! Good morning! Greet me the way I taught you! Ah… rgh ah… nn… nn… arrrghh… Nn… kiss… kiss me… kiss…

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Rgh… Uh…… ok, fine…

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Uh…

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He is taller than me…! Darn…!

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Uhhh…

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I will say it one more time… I want you… to marry me…

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So Britain… I have something important to say to you. I would like… for you to marry me.

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Uhhh…

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That’s very funny, France. I don’t believe it’s April Fool’s Day yet. What’s the matter, old chap? You can’t even afford to buy a calendar anymore? Ahahahahahahaha…

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You are wrong, mon ami. And this is not so funny.

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Ahahaha… ahh…

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Right; what the hell is wrong with you!?

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Here. Take this.

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That’s a marriage registration form, you idiot!!!

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No it’s not. Can’t you see? It is a calendar!

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Uh…uhhh…

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It’s for you! It is a calendar!!

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What’s come over you!? Unhand me, you foppish twit!!

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Just sign it!

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I will do no such thing! Argh!!!

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I said sign it!!

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No!!! Stop it!!

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NOOO! I don’t know what you’re up to, but I don’t like it!

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Look, I don’t want to be part of this either, but we don’t have much of a choice! Come on… blame the Suez Canal; that thing has put me close to bankruptcy! If I don’t get married to you right away, I overheard my boss saying that he would kill me! That would suck!!

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I will KILL you!

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RGH! That’s still not a satisfactory reason to be wed! Have at you! Here’s what I think of your damn form!

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NOOO! What are you doing!?!?

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Now you’ll see. That’s what happens when you try to force people to marry you, frog! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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You brute! Dammit! Don’t you even care if I die?! Please, I’m begging you! You have to listen! I can become Britain’s quaint little French village if you want me to...! Come on; help me!!

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I will not, fool! Why on earth would I ever want to marry you?! First of all, you need to learn to deal with and accept your failures. AHH…!

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Oh hon… oh honhonhon…

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Unhand me this instant you foul smelling wine lover! Release me! Let me go! Turn me loose! Why are you not listening to me, France?! Lessen that grasp! I said let go this minute! This is rather undignified!

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Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon…

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Count off!

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Uno~!

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二. (Ni)

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And I’m drei. Now, for the secret training! First scenario! What would you two do if you came across Britain, and were unarmed! Well? Spit it out, ja? What would you do!

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Uhhh… I know! I’ll make a white flag with a stick and a handkerchief! And wave it around really fast! And then I’ll cry loudly and ask for help!

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Dummkopf! If you do that, you will lose! Japan! Correct answer!

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はい. (Hai) You should impersonate William I’s wail.

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Sehr gut! Let us continue! Britain wants you to acknowledge his bastard child as your own! What do you do?

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Hahahaha… stupid Germany. I’m SAS. When it comes to spying, no one is better than Britain! Cheers. Ha! That was all too easy. Now I shall observe your top secret training!

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What do you do… if England is slowly closing in on you, while wiggling his ass and wearing a costume from rio's carnival?

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AH!!!

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Count off!

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Just me!

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It’s time to start our training! We will begin with the proper way to treat your subordinates.

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Seig heil! I mean… yes, sir!

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Sehr gut. First, remember that other people are humans! You have to treat them with both kindness and respect!

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With kindness! Right, Pookie?

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But sometimes with discipline!

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Discipline! Got it! Naughty Pookie naughty naughty naughty Pookie Pookie sweetie naughty naughty~! Ah, that really hurts! Help me, Germany! He’s attacking me! Make it stop!! Oh, it hurts so bad!

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What is your problem, Italy?!

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Damn them both! If I wasn’t bested by that [beep!] German blitzkrieg again!! Hehe… I let them beat me without much of a fight this time. But next time won’t be so easy. They don’t know it, but… I still have a top secret weapon left. More powerful than conventional bombs, even. Gentlemen, it is time to attack with black magic!

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Ooohh…

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Hahahahaha! Germany will learn the power of the dark side, which fears no man- huh?!

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Hey, England! What are you doing?

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I say! Haven’t you ever heard of knocking?!

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Where did you put the eye of newt?

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I have summoned you from the depths of hell. SHOW YOURSELF!!!

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You called?

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…n…nn…n… I wasn’t calling you!!

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When I look into all of your stupid faces… I think about how much fun it will be to pound them into dust…

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I knew it...!!

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The Germans have gone to bed!

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Good! Let’s carry out our plan!

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(running away noises)

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How did they all defect so quickly?

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Well, they are professionals, aren’t they?

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Mmhmm!

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Oh, seriously?

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Mmhmm!

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Oh, seriously?

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Mmhmm!

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Oh, seriously?

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Ah, excusez-moi! I’ll have whatever you suggest!

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Je vais!

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It’s France!

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Monsieur? It’s not too salty for you, is it? Would you like ketchup?

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No thanks! Uh, this is fine!

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Good! He doesn’t recognize me! Maybe my disguise isn’t half bad after all!

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Ah… Pardon. Are you Germany?

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Ah…!! How did you know?!?!

Episode 15

I can’t believe this! Put some clothes on at once; bare skin in public dishonors the ghost of your ancestor!

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Now? But I’m hot and I’m Italian and all the chicks dig it! Why don’t you get naked?

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I couldn’t possibly show a strange man my loin cloth! I am begging you to put some clothes on! I consider your deviant need to sleep in bed completely nude already!

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Hm? Hey, Japan! Can I wash your back?

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…No. It’s clean.

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Und when your commander approaches?

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I’ll salute him! Then ignore him, sing, eat, and go to bed like an Italian!

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*sigh*

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I only want you to salute!

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何… (Nani) Your strange western ways are confusing…

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Right… well, don’t do what Italy does, ja?

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You’ll be ok! How ‘bout a nice massage?

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Please… stop touching me…

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Next lesson! What do you do when your enemy tells you to surrender!

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That’s an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, kiss their butts, inform on our friends, sing, eat, and go to bed!

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That’s the same thing you do to me! Japan!

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Yes sir! I respond Japanese way! Be unclear! Say one thing, but mean something else completely opposite! Like, “I’ll think about it!” Lie to them!

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(Sigh) Every single day, another power struggle… it’s exhausting… Ah… who is that? I’ve never seen him around here before… You must be a new country…! You’re so little… I’m sure it was rough on you to have been born in such a small place… You can call me China! If there’s something you don’t know, all you have to do is ask me! So, would you mind telling me your name?

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こんにちは. (Kon’nichiwa) It’s nice to meet you, China where the sun sets. My name is Japan. I am from where the sun rises.

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Ah…! Well that wasn’t very nice!

Episode 17: America's Cleaning Of The Storage, Part One

Mr. America… are you trying to clean up here? I-I’ll do it for you…!

Episode 17: America's Cleaning Of The Storage, Part One

Oh, no. That’s alright. It’s just a little shit cleaning; I can handle it. I need to see for myself what I should get rid of.

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As you wish, sir. Kay… some coffee? I’ll go make some!

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Thanks! That’d be cool!

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No way! Is it really ok for me to have it?!

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Course it is… I did make it special just for you, America.

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Oh man! This is cool! Thanks, Mr. Britain sir!

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Ehehehehe! Take good care of it! After all, I nearly broke my hand while I was piecing it together.

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Wowww… I’ve got my very own toy soldiers! You made all their faces different!

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Mn… I painted each individual figure separately!

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Nn… I’ll never wear this again… I should throw it out too… Boy! Going through all this old stuff sure could get me depressed…! Isn’t there anything worth saving? Hm… here’s something good! It’s old, but this thing saved my butt! I’ll keep this… ah… That scratch… Nn… that one time… it has to be…

Episode 18

It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a man who conquered the Mediterranean Sea, and gained all the world's wealth. His name... was the Roman Empire. He had it all: the world’s wealth, fame, und vast land. The man who gained everything... one day he just... disappeared.

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It seems they're here.

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はい, (Hai) I agree.

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Say whaaaat?

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The verdammt allies.

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Hahahaha! Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!

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Aiyah!

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Uhh ohh... oh no!!! Please don't hit me!!!! Or at least not in the face!!!!! I paid a ton of money to get that hook out of my nose...!! I mean it’s practically a work of art!! You wouldn't have a (something), would you?

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Great, we caught 'em all!

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Stop walkiiiiing! White flag, seeeee?! White flag! White flag!! Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah…!

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♪Listen as I tell you what hell would be! To begin with, all the cooks would be British! The policemen would all be German! And the engineering would fall to the French! Your lover would unfortunately... be Swiss! And the bankers would be from... Italy! ♪ Yahoo!

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...Grandpa Rome!

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They're back again.

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はい, (Hai) I agree.

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Say whaaaat?

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Hahahahahaha! Yeah, so we were interrupted by a dude/chick singing, but we’re not gonna fail this time! China! I choose you!

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Aiyah!

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PLEASE don't hit me! Or at least not in the balls; I mean they just dropped and they're very sensitive!! Uh!

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Ah!

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Ah...!

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♪ Listen now as I tell you what heaven would be! All the cooks would be the French! The policemen would all be British, obviously! Engineers would be German! The bankers would be from Switzerland! ♪ And of course your lover would naturally be Italian! Yahoo!

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...Grandpa Rome!

Episode 19

I’m right here… I wonder if they’ll pay attention if I make some noise... one day they’ll notice me…

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Who are you?

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I’m Canada…!!

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Even after that, Canada’s turn never came.

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Where are you going?! It’s no time to skip out on training!!!!

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Britain is going to get meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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Italy! For crying out loud, you need to learn to run this fast when you’re NOT in retreat!

Episode 19

So it was proven true that Italian tank advance sixty mile a week! But are somehow able to retreat at sixty mile a day when they see the British coming.

Episode 19

Dudes! It’s time to put a fork in this meeting, ‘cause it’s done! Everything discussed here is top secret. So please make sure that nothing we’ve talked about is leaked to anybody on the outside! Got it?

Episode 19

Got it!

Episode 19

Ah…

Episode 19

Aughauh…

Episode 19

Ahuahaha…

Episode 19

Uhh…

Episode 19

Ah...

Episode 19

Hahhhahahaha….

Episode 19

…….ve~…… One question! Are we gonna have-a food after this? Dinner’s got to be next! Even you guys have to eat! Is it time for us to eat? I wonder if it’ll be pasta! I hope you know how to make-a pasta! If not, I could show you how to make it right! Do you have some garlic?

Episode 19

Ooh! Ah!

Episode 19

…meeting!

Episode 19

Ah! I have my wok with me!

Episode 19

I guess Italy can’t handle being a spy…

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Listen up! First, you must grip the grenade firmly! Then pull the pin out of it, und throw it with an overhand motion! Nn-yah! Throw it far enough to stay safe, but close enough to watch the other guy explode! Does that make sense to you?

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Sì! I got it! Just you watch; I’ll own this bomb thing!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Ah… careful! It’s active now! Nn… Scheiße...!! HWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! What are you doing you carb-loading idiot?!?! Throw it already or you’re going to blow yourself into oblivion!!! Holy Mary Mutter Gottes!!!!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Hey, Britain! All I want is my freedom! I’m no longer a child! Nor your little brother! From now on, consider me... independent!!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

NO-Aghhh... *heavy breathing* I won’t allow it! You idiot! Why can’t you follow anything through to the end!!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Ready! Aim...!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

There’s no way I can shoot you. I can’t! *crying* Why? Dammit, why?! It’s not fair!!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

You know why...

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Let’s go home...

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Ha! Hehe!

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

What happened... I remember when you were great...

Episode 20: Americas Cleaning Of The Storage, Part Two

Ah... there you are, Mr. America!

Episode 21

Holy Rome. As soon as you’re ready, we can get the heck out of here, ok?

Episode 21

Those paintings are-a stupid! Why don’t you just leave them here.

Episode 21

Oh ho! Is this the painting of your little girlfriend or boyfriend or gender-neutral-chibi-thing?

Episode 21

It’s-a not like that…!

Episode 21

Hello! I’m Sealand, the world’s smallest nation! I’m a very small country with only four citizens and just over 200 square meters! Those are like yards, which are like feet, only bigger! We also have cleaning supplies and a goat! Sometimes I ride the goat when swabbing the deck. And that is not a euphemism for anything. I’m actually an old abandoned British fort! After we were left here on our own, we crowned a prince, and he declared our independence! He also made a law we had to call him Super Larry! I may be small, but I’ve got a big heart! I’ve also got a big birthmark in the shape of a transistor radio, but I can’t show it to you. Currently, all we have to offer people is an official noble title, starting at £29 apiece. That’s cheap! You get to choose between being a lord, lady, baron, or baroness! Great Britain will rue the day they left us!

Episode 21

We’ve got leaks over here too!

Episode 21

Right away! I’ll be there next! My tape idea isn’t working!

Episode 21

Ok, I’m going to invade Russia. Take care of things while I’m off killing.

Episode 21

Please don’t! My medication’s wearing off!

Episode 21

Mwahahahahaha!

Episode 21

It’s scary to be alone, and I can see their faces laughing at me!! Britain and France are on the march and are going to swallow me up like the tasty morsel that I am! Please don’t go!!! Grrr… I can’t be dependent on scary Mr. Germany for the rest of my life! I’ll show them the true Italy!

Episode 21

Hm?

Episode 21

Over here! I surrender! Look at me!

Episode 21

Quitting is hard work…! My arms are tired! Grr… Italia forever!

Episode 22

Please listen, Italy. There is something very important that I’ve been meaning to say to you! Nn… I’m-a sorry about everything… I’m-a leaving though, so you don’t have to be afraid anymore!

Episode 22

Wait… what are you saying…?

Episode 22

I have to go away now…

Episode 22

Holy Rome, are you-a ready?

Episode 22

Sì. Well… see you around. Take-a good care of yourself…

Episode 22

Ah…! Are you really leaving…

Episode 22

But… I don’t want you to go, Holy Rome…!

Episode 22

Oh no, don’t go!!! Please!!! What’ll I do without you!!! Don’t leave me!!! No!!!

Episode 22

Hm…?

Episode 22

Here… take this with you. Maybe… it will help you think of me… and then… then you won’t forget about me…

Episode 22

Mm? Oh. A push broom… but, why would that remind me of you…? Ah…!!

Episode 22

… mm… sì, grazie! I would be honored to have your push broom!

Episode 22

Uh… why a push broom?

Episode 22

Who knows…

Episode 22

Hm… I… I feel like I should give you something too… what do… what do people do at your home if they like-a someone?

Episode 22

Hm? Um… kiss, I think…

Episode 22

Kiss… I see… I’ve-a liked you for a very long time… it’s been since at least the tenth century…

Episode 22

Oh… really…?

Episode 22

Yes, really. I wouldn’t lie to you…

Episode 22

Yay! That’s happy!

Episode 22

…..hm… well, I’m off… be careful… when this war finally ends, I promise I’ll come and see you again…!

Episode 22

Ok then! I’ll miss you! I’ll be waiting!! I’ll make you lots of treats for when you-a get back!! Don’t get sick! Try not to get injured or die violently either! I know we see each other again…! I know we will!! I know it!!!

Episode 22

No matter how much time-a may pass, you’ll always be my most favorite in the whole world!!!

Episode 23

No…! Why, Liechtenstein?! Why did you cut all of your hair off?!

Episode 23

Oh, big brother! There you are! Do you like my hair!

Episode 23

I found it a change…! I think I look very sophisticated!

Episode 23

You cut your hair just like mine! So of course I can’t say it looks bad, but do you want everyone to assume you’re a little boy?! What were you thinking?!

Episode 23

I love the way yours looked… I thought it’d be nice on me…

Episode 23

Ah, I ate some really weird British pizza the other day… it kinda tasted like fish and vinegar!

Episode 23

He’s supposed to be a descendant of mighty Rome, so it’s not a problem with his genetics…

Episode 23

Look, Germany! Someone’s teaching a lesson!

Episode 23

The flavonoids in tomatoes cause those who ingest too much to become unnaturally good humored but pathetically weak. However, our latest research has but cracked the surface of this phenomenon.

Episode 23

That’s funny! That professor doesn’t know it but he just said “butt crack!” Hehehehehehe…

Episode 23

Now I see…

Episode 24

If we could have free beer like this forever, then I guess this predicament isn’t too bad after all!

Episode 24

Mr. Germany, I will buy your beer if we can swallow our pride, and simply ask Mr. China to allow us to go with him next time he leave to procure food!

Episode 24

Yeah! I wanna get some pasta too!

Episode 25

Mmm!! I was wondering; since I’ve only ever eaten foreign food from Britain… is this what French food tastes like?

Episode 25

How absurd!!! I mean… everyone knows that British food is far superior to that French slob!

Episode 26

Check it out, yo! How kickass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude! It blowin’ your mind yet or what?

Episode 26

(big sigh) I don’t get it. Why did you call me all the way out here just to look at a silly airplane? (^ω^) *chuckle* (^ω^) It’s just ~(^ω^) Stupid (^ω^)~ I could never have come up with the same design. I think it’s ~(^ω^) Stupid (^ω^)~ Very unique. Haha.

Episode 26

Hey, thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you, so I’m glad you think it’s top!

Episode 26

Wha…!!

Episode 26

Scuse me. But wasn’t that information supposed to stay a secret?

Episode 26

It sure was!

Episode 26

Busby’s chair. Long ago, Thomas Busby viscously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said… the chair is responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths! I’ve got it now! I’ll switch America’s chair with Busby’s during the meeting! America won’t be able to jive talk his way out of this one! Hahaha! I can’t believe I didn’t think of cursing him like this sooner! Hehehehe… eheheheheheh......ah?!

Episode 26

Oh! Доброе утро, (Dobroye utro) Britain! You’re here kind of early today, aren’t you? *the chair explodes*

Episode 26

Ah…!!! Eugh……… Busby’s chair… anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Russia…

Episode 26

Uh….. am I Catholic… or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…!

Episode 26

Scuse me. Is he ok?

Episode 26

He always gets like this when he starts drinking-

Episode 26

You don’t know me! I’m the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!

Episode 26

Dude, calm down!

Episode 26

Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old Frog-Face was treating you so I saved your ass! I thought, maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-uh!

Episode 26

You didn’t wanna be friends with me!!! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do and you didn’t know what to do anyway! I think that’s total bollocks!

Episode 26

It seems they’re here.

Episode 26

はい, (Hai) I agree.

Episode 26

Say whaaaat?

Episode 26

The verdammt allies.

Episode 26

Hahahaha! Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!

Episode 26

Aiyah!

Episode 26

I give up!!! Please don’t hit me!! Because I’m delicate and I bruise like a summer peach!!! And I think your hair is really cool….!! Uh…

Episode 26

Ah!

Episode 26

Hahahahahahahahaha… hahahahahahahaha…

Episode 26

That’s Busby’s chair…!

Episode 26

I don’t know what that means…

Episode 26

It’s a chair that’s been cursed…!

Episode 26

Correct. Does anyone here have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?

Episode 26

Ah, comfy!

Episode 26

No! What the hell are you doing?! It’s not supposed to be YOU!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Episode 27

Dude, dude! You’ve gotta see what I found!

Episode 27

Hm?

Episode 27

It’s Germany’s secret military journal!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Perfecto! We should do that thing!

Episode 28: :) In The World

That thing?

Episode 28: :) In The World

Which is what?

Episode 28: :) In The World

Persistent bastards!

Episode 28: :) In The World

They’re back again!

Episode 28: :) In The World

*hyperventilating*

Episode 28: :) In The World

Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Aiyah!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Uhh ohh… oh no!!! Please don’t hit me!!!! Or at least not in the face!!!!! I paid a ton of money to get that hook out of my nose…!! I mean it’s practically a work of art!!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Great, we caught ‘em all!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Stop walkiiiiing! White flag, seeeee?! White flag, white flag, white flag!! Ah!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Merry Christmas! Surprise! I’ve come from Finland to deliver Christmas to you all! It’s wonderful, is it not? Ahaha! Ahahahaha!

Episode 28: :) In The World

What the bloody hell is that?!

Episode 28: :) In The World

It’s some lunatic flying around in a crazy foolish plane!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Hahahahahaha!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Hey there, Santa! It’s good to see you! Ahahahahahahaha!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Dude, you’re out of control; how many people do you know?

Episode 28: :) In The World

And it’s good to see you, Italy! I got your letter! So here’s your gift! I made sure to bring presents for everyone else as well! Enjoy!

Episode 28: :) In The World

…how about a ceasefire… at least for the holiday…

Episode 28: :) In The World

Agreed…

Episode 28: :) In The World

And God bless us everyone! Ho ho ho!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Buon Natale! Merry Christmas!!!!

Episode 28: :) In The World

Merry Christmas!!!!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Hey Japan. Have you heard that child making so much noise?

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

I have not. I am sorry… how odd. I live alone, you know.

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Strange… I’m sure it’s just the long trip. He must be hallucinating out of exhaustion.

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

So Britain… perhaps you should take a bath and go get some rest.

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Hah… Japan has been acting more than a bit unusual this evening… I’m sure it’s simply a cultural difference. I hope I didn’t do anything offensive, though…

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

So Britain… you were in the bath quite a long time…

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Yes… well, I was a bit distracted while chatting with the two blokes that were already in there.

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

What…?!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Well… I’m off to bed now.

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Ok… goodnight, then…I live alone… who on Earth is he talking about?!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

I guess you could see we feel as if we’ve overstayed our welcome. But… it was a pleasure for us to spend our last hours here with you.

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

I see…

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Take care, “gov’na!” Nice to meet you!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Hey! We should still get together for a bath again someday!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Yes! That would be wonderful!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

(laughing again)

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Ah…? Hwaah!! Uh! England: Ahhhh ha! You were the one making the noise! Stop right there! Hey! What are you?! Damn, you’re fast! Come back here, you little…!

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

Ah…! So Britain is insane…! How many times do I have to tell him I live alone…

Episode 30: The Ghost Culture Of England And Japan

You’re not one of those little children from those horror movies, are you? Ah! AHH! GYAAAAH!!!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

December 25th is just like any other day at my house, да? (da) Our big winter celebration is called Epiphany! On January 7th, when the Wisemen visited the baby Jesus. But instead of that story we teach kids a version of pagan belief using a guy called Дед Мороз. (Ded Moroz) Or, Father Frost, who performs witchcraft if you make dolls of him!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Wow, that’s amazing!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Tradition says that those dolls will start moving after 25 days!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

ROOOOOAR!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

What the hell?! Christmas is freaking crazy in Russia…!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Please hold meeee!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Recycling, hey? A good use of natural resources.

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

I’ve done that! One time, I re-ate the cat food!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

It’s just… do you have any plans for Christmas Eve…?

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Ah… well, I’m free!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Heil Jesus in Deutschland!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Ah…

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Haaahahahaaa!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

So… it’s the same old group again this year, huh?

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

I’m really looking forward to it, ‘cause your present didn’t die this year!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

I sense this is going to be very uncomfortable…

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

EEEEEEUGH!

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Oh, good. You’re here. I thought I lost you! Tell us all about Christmas in Britain.

Episode 31: Academy Hetalia Christmas

Eh… uh… uwawawa… uwawawawa…

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Ah…

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Whaaaat? You’re kidding me; this can’t-a be Italy’s ally. Get out!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Who the hell do you think you are?!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Oh please! What kind of fool does not recognize this greatness when they see it? My sculpture like-a beauty should give it away! Wait, check this side! I’m-a so Roman Empire, supreme-a ruler of all! Ah…!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Get out! Imposter! What are you up to!? I know the Roman Empire, and you sir, are no Roman Empire!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

I am-a too him!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Silence! Just shut up and answer my question! Who are you!?

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Nice! I’m-a so hungry! Nom… I am the Roman Empire.

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

With that kind of attitude my only option is to shoot you in the head!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

I came-a to see my little Italy pumpkin…

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Wait a minute! How the holy Führer did he get into my bed?!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

My little grandson… so cute!!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

So tell me, what kind of a man doesn’t have a woman in-a bed with him every night?

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Achtung…

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

When I was-a your age, I had a plethora of lovely ladies around me! Oh, are you not into girls?

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

I will punch you in the throat!!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Come on-a now; don’t be so sensitive! No one here’s-a judging you! There’s nothing wrong with playing for another team! And everyone likes to experiment a little, except me, of course.

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

You sound just like France…

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Well, there’s always a bit of the self-a love, is there not?

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Can you believe I was-a ever that small… first, Carthage fell, and then others died. Good times! Ah, memories…! I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept every day!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

In the year 753 BC… Rome is said to have been founded by Romulus and Remus, who were raised by a wolf.

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Ah…!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Then, around 509 BC, you banished the king and made the country a republic. Afterwards, you won land utilizing law und military power. Italy was unified in 272 BC. Only then did you extend your power throughout the Mediterranean Sea. Then you defeated Carthage.

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

No way…! You’re right! Get out of here; you’re a fan, aren’t you? You’re-a my fan!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

No… I-I’m not… I just have respect for you-

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Of course! Respect away, then! Have as much respect for me as you want; I’m so moved! You have-a touched an old man, my friend!!

Episode 32: With Grandpa Rome

Ve…

Episode 33

Hey, Germany!

Episode 33

Duah!

Episode 33

A shooting star! Wowww!

Episode 33

Ah…

Episode 33

I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home! I wish Britain would get a headache and go home!

Episode 33

What do you think you’re doing?

Episode 33

Stars are magical! If you make a wish on one, it has to come true!

Episode 33

I can’t believe that you’re really this naïve. A headache won’t make Britain go back home! Go to bed before I beat you even senselesser.

Episode 33

And you…?

Episode 33

I can’t go to bed. Someone has to stand guard for us.

Episode 33

Hey! Would you wake me up when it’s my turn to play guard? Buona notte!

Episode 33

Ja, ja, guten Naught.

Episode 33

Man, he’s so high maintenance!

Episode 33

Mm? Another…

Episode 33

I wish Italy would be cured of being a pussy. Please, make it so he doesn’t smell like garlic all the time…! Und, if you could make him a little less cheery every day und a little more serious like me. Also, teach him to drive, bathe, worry, and frown. It might also be good to have him split the atoms so we could make a weapon of unparalleled destruction.

Episode 33

Gah! Germany, I'm a freakin' star not a miracle worker!

Episode 33

Righto! So we’ll make an all-out attack on those two tomorrow! In terms of the sheer numbers of soldiers, there’s no way they could possibly—ahhh….!!

Episode 33

Britain totally got a star stuck in his head! That’s badass! Hahaha!

Episode 33

It was reported that Britain went home because of a headache…!

Episode 33

Ah?!

Episode 33

Huh?!

Episode 34

The son of Mr. Yoshida—he’s a bento shop owner—made Axis themed lunches for us. Would you like one? He actually made them specifically with our three countries in mind. Mine has rice with a pickled plum on top!

Episode 34

Yucky; that sounds tasteless! So, what does mine have in it?

Episode 34

Yours is pasta with a lovely stewed tomato sauce. For dessert, some zuccotto.

Episode 34

Yeah!! That sounds good!

Episode 34

Do I get some…?

Episode 34

Of course you do! You are a part of the mighty Axis as well! For you.

Episode 34

Ah….ah…

Episode 34

Hey Japan, what are you making for dinner tonight?

Episode 34

I’m cooking potatoes in broth along with fresh mountain vegetable.

Episode 34

I had some beef stew at Britain’s house once. Can we have that instead?

Episode 34

What?? You want me to make British food? But it is so bland!

Episode 34

Thanks! I knew you’d do it!

Episode 34

What kind of fool want food from Britain when they could have something delicious I make. I can make better stew than Britain! I have the finest palette in the world! I am not certain how to make, but it will be better than anything from that tasteless island! Let me see, I will need beef, potato, a carrot… what else… a noodle! Soy sauce to make brown… wait, this doesn’t look right!!

Episode 34

See? I knew you could do it!

Episode 34

I apologize if it is not correct.

Episode 35

Hey there, Greece…! What’s up with the digging? Pirate booty?

Episode 35

Nh… these are the ruins of Olympia, where they used to hold the sacred sporting festival called the Olympics. This very spot was where the stadium used to stand… it was so important they’d even postpone wars during it… my mother taught me all about it…

Episode 35

Ah… wow; as fascinating as that must be to you—

Episode 35

It’s freaky…

Episode 35

Euh…

Episode 35

My mother could have watched these games back in their heyday… in a way… that’s not possible… oh, ah… hey France, want to hear something weird?

Episode 35

Huh?

Episode 35

Women weren’t allowed to enter in the Olympics, and the men had to compete completely naked.

Episode 35

What an incredible event!! I wish I could have seen it!!! I have an idea!! Let’s start having the Olympics again!!!

Episode 35

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! You forgot… to clothe yourself! Nhhhnhhhhnhhhhh…

Episode 35

Quoi… oh, Britain! You need to get into the spirit of things! This is the Olympics! You’re still so stuck in your Victorian heritage…

Episode 35

Hwuaaaaa….

Episode 35

Take off your silly clothes. Or I’ll have to take them off for you!

Episode 35

Waaa! Unhand me right now…!!! I will not lay back and let you defile me, you smelly French paint dogger!!

Episode 35

Oh honhon! Looks like Big Ben is a Small Sam today! Uh…

Episode 35

You should know better than to force a Brit into nudity.

Episode 35

I’m almost certain this would be a good idea nowadays. Think about it; naked men fighting, wrestling, hocking—ok, maybe not hocking, but for all its power, the male form is rendered kinda silly when naked. Especially naked throwing a javelin…

Episode 35

I am just trying to recreate the spirit of ancient Greece…!

Episode 35

Put a sock in it, Froggy.

Episode 36: Why Americans Love Spring

Stupid winter. I’m gonna boycott you until you go away.I love Hawaii

Episode 37

Russia and Germany are getting acquainted and devious before Germany takes over the world! So Russia’s coming for a visit! La laaaa~

Episode 37

Ah! You over there in the beer garden! Put down that… shtein (I think it just becomes nonsense from here on out)

Episode 37

I don’t know what he’s saying, but it sure sounds crazy, and that must mean Russia is important!

Episode 37

You idiot; do you hear what I’m telling youuuuu!?

Episode 37

Ja, ja…

Episode 37

Ehehe I guess you could be right…! Your uniforms either make you look like a security guard or like a figure skater! Everything you have is either stiff or simply too fabulous.

Episode 37

Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol…

Episode 37

Of course I could be wrong and maybe stiff figure skaters are all the rage this year!!

Episode 37

…kolkolkolkolkolkolkol…

Episode 38

Everyone is here; let us start!

Episode 38

I’m here, I’m here!

Episode 38

I’m present as well.

Episode 38

What about China? I think it’s most definitely China~

Episode 38

It’s not China, Russia, you just want it to be!

Episode 38

Sure he’s right, you British jerk of jerks!

Episode 38

I was right; it’s Sealand!!

Episode 38

UWAAA How did you figure it out; I curled my hair and everything!!

Episode 38

That stung, you bully! And not only was it unnecessary, it was quite rude.

Episode 38

Why don’t you just go home and watch anime…

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

That’s right! Rather than being so focused on outward appearances you should be plumbing the pipes of this young boy’s heart!

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Uhhh…

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Mm! Then I guess I’ll call you big brother!

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Ah…

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Me…? “Big brother…?”

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

*shown as a bird, hitting him on the head repeatedly* Yo, worthless little brother! Huh?! How does that feel!

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Starting today, you’re my servant!

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

You’re not moving in on my land!

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Excuse me. This is from your big brother. *holding a curse*

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

If I want a new wife, I’ll have one! I just have to start a whole new church. Big deal.

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Ah… I’m a… big brother…?

Episode 39: The Battle For America, Part One

Well now… don’t be so formal! How ‘bout you call me England?

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

Hey, don’t you have something better to do than just stand around?

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

No, not really.

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

(whistling)

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

…uh…

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

Right… that’s what I figured… my people suck.

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

Ah…

Episode 40: : The Battle For America, Part Two

Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhon! Oh honhonhonhonhon

Episode 41

Hey man. What do you think it would take for someone to kill your morale?

Episode 41

If the enemy came in and effed up Lady Liberty, that would suck!

Episode 41

That’s it! Mt. Fuji! Japan’s symbol of national pride! We can paint the whole thing red and every time they look at it, they know these colors don’t run!

Episode 41

Ok. Pay attention; I want you to order 25 cm condoms in bulk from Russia.

Episode 41

That’ll be hysterical! Hey, Russia, dude! Think you could make me 25 cm condoms?

Episode 41

Wha? I don’t think we’ve ever made them that size…!

Episode 41

This comes straight from my boss, so you better get on it! Thanks, dude!

Episode 41

Uhhh… I suppose we could figure out a way to make them… man… I feel a little sad…

Episode 41

Hey, our party favors from Russia are here!

Episode 41

Ha… ah… that’s strange; the box they sent us is labeled extra small!

Episode 41

What?! Wait, how long is 25 cm anyway…?!

Episode 41

Germany! Britain says you’re just pretending to be my friend…!!

Episode 41

Huh?

Episode 41

You weren’t supposed to go and tell him about it!!

Episode 41

Ah… uhhh…

Episode 41

Ohh… nn… nnn…

Episode 41

Mn… lies. They’re not true. Actually… Ich liebe dich… ja…

Episode 41

Uhhhh…

Episode 41

Bello rioso; I knew it wasn’t true! I’m too pretty!

Episode 41

Ahahaha…. Ahaha… hahaha… haha…

Episode 41

Hang in there…

Episode 41

It’s just so frustrating… you know what I mean...?

Episode 41

Their friendship makes absolutely no sense, old friend.

Episode 42

Oh, Привет! (Privet) I’m Russia. I’d like to be introducing my big and little sister now. First, please say hello to my big sister, Ukraine. She’s nice, but not much to look at. This is my little sister, Belarus! She’s pretty, not nice. The important thing is they are both very weird! …..so werid….. so weird….. so weirddd… *crying*

Episode 42

A-Ah! Oh no! What’s wrong with Russia?! This is a sign something really scary is about to happen!

Episode 42

This is Ukraine. When I say big sister, I mean BIG sister. Apparently, her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also… she’s poor, so those are real! Big sister, we came to collect the gas payment!

Episode 43

(Sigh)… I wonder when things started changing between us… I remember we used to be so close…

Episode 43

It’s cold, huh…

Episode 43

Ye…

Episode 43

Hold on! This should do the trick!

Episode 43

Ah…

Episode 43

Here! So I can always keep you warm! It makes you look so handsome!

Episode 43

But sis! This is your favorite scarf, isn’t it?

Episode 43

Nooooooo!

Episode 43

All I ask is for control from the Black Sea to Poland! Ahahaha!

Episode 43

My sister’s a total nut job…!

Episode 43

Ok. I guess we weren’t that close.

Episode 43

Grr!

Episode 44

Would you please try and focus; this is important! You need to be careful of wild animals. They may look cute, but you can never be sure what they might do! Some of them have sharp fangs readied with poison so they can kill you! And if you decide to take one in, don’t take just one because they deserve to have friends!

Episode 44

Ah ha…..

Episode 44

Ah…!

Episode 44

Dude, why are you taking a picture of a cake!

Episode 44

I have compulsive need to take picture of everything.

Episode 44

Listen to me, America…! I wanted to let you know something, mister! You’ve caused me a lot of trouble, and I’ve had enough of it!

Episode 44

Hm? Sup, Canadia?

Episode 44

Oh, nothing! It’s uh… a beautiful day today, isn’t it?

Episode 44

…..hahaha! Of course it is, dude! Now why’d you really come here? (Chainsaw~)

Episode 44

I… just wanted to chat! But it’s nothing important or anything; don’t worry about it… Uh… it’s just… you know how you like to boss everybody around? Well they always think I’m you so they take it out on me… I don’t suppose you would reconsider being the asshole of the world, would you?

Episode 44

Huh? (Chainsaw~)

Episode 44

Ahhhhhh!!!! Gotcha! Just kidding! I was so totally joking with you just then, America…! Wasn’t that funny…?

Episode 44

When I said “huh,” I meant I couldn’t hear you! What’d you say, brah?

Episode 44

I said I love how we’ve become best friends! And that’s all! I failed; he’s just so strong and so loud….!

Episode 44

Who are you?

Episode 44

I’m Canadia…

Episode 45

Nom! Nom nom…

Episode 45

Do you like it?

Episode 45

Yes; thank you!

Episode 45

From that day forward, he always took good care of me. How come you aren’t eating anything?

Episode 45

Oh, because I had dinner earlier… I ah, hope you’re feeling better?

Episode 45

Nh, yes… I’m fine now.

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

Hello, Britain! You are looking as ugly and short as ever. Tell me, how long do you plan on being the Plain Jane of the world? Oh honhonhonhon!

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

You shut your froggy mouth! Besides, the church would never want me to grow my hair out like you because I’m not a big sissy girl!

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

You are also very stupid; everyone who is anyone wears their hair long! All the ladies love it! The men too! You cannot resist this hair!

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

Why are you always such a damn wanker?!

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

Alright you jealous boy, good luck not being such a loser! Adieu! Oh honhonhonhonhonhon!

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

What? He only came here to taunt me?! Bugger off!! I’m not jealous of your shait hair, you snail slurper! Don’t ever show your face around here again, Rapunzel!! Nh… Nh… see…? I look just fine…! Right…?

Episode 46: Medieval England's Clothes And Hair

Cut it!! I said cut your hair!! Cut it off!!!

Episode 47

From the uber metro emotional display… I assume you said goodbye to Holy Rome?

Episode 47

What…?

Episode 47

Nothing! I was just talking to myself…

Episode 47

Ah…

Episode 47

Italy…

Episode 47

Ah?

Episode 47

You should really take the day off. If you go around like this it’s only going to depress us.

Episode 47

Ah… yes sir…

Episode 47

Ha…!

Episode 47

Yeah… I already heard about it from Lithuania. So… no. Wasting my life in European politics would make me gassy! Oh! I’m thinking about painting my house a wicked hipster pink! It’d make Romania so jealous!

Episode 47

Uh…uhh… Oh dear Lord, he’s even dumber than the last time; he’s never going to understand!!

Episode 47

Look, I’m not a dweeb. I know I’ve got to front it A-style when it’s game time!

Episode 47

Neigh!

Episode 47

Yo ‘sup playa! I got the good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it! They’ll shoot right over our heads!

Episode 47

Ah!!

Episode 47

Ahh!!

Episode 48

Rumor has it that you were mortally wounded; is that true!? I blame Germany!!

Episode 48

No… you must not… I was in the process of creating our new weapon called the panjandrum, when… well, you know how drunk the Scots like to get.

Episode 48

Dude! No way! Come on, man! Hang in there, please! You can’t just die!! You still owe me a crap-ton of money!

Episode 48

Listen to me… we spent too much of our time fighting… but I want you to know… (heavy breathing)… I don’t hate you… I know it must have seemed that way… (heavy breathing) the truth is, um…

Episode 48

Uhhhhhhh…!!!

Episode 48

See? I told you he’d wake up if we did that!

Episode 49

Ahhchoo! Ugh…

Episode 49

Ah…achoo!

Episode 49

Oh man, I’ve got a stinking head cold!

Episode 49

Oh, man, I’ve got a stinky head cold…

Episode 49

Huh? Wow, this guy France is totally super cool! He’s like the best ever!

Episode 49

Wow, this guy France is totally super--ah...!!

Episode 49

(sigh)… hey, Mr. Kumajirou? Why doesn’t anybody ever remember who I am…?

Episode 49

Hmm… who are you?

Episode 49

I’m Canada, your owner…!

Episode 49

Hmm… it’s hard to tell who you are! You should try to look more Canadian.

Episode 49

Great idea! I just have to change my appearance so it’s completely unmistakable who I am! And that’s why I ended up tattooing a maple leaf on my forehead!

Episode 49

Yup… you sure did… hehe…

Episode 49

This way I’ll never be mistaken for America—augh….!! That’s weird… did something just happen to me?

Episode 49

Hahaha! I saved you from a life of ridicule!

Episode 50

Sup dudes; I’m America! I came here to teach my new friend a game! For reals, y’all, Japan and I are homies!

Episode 50

Wow… a real foreigner…

Episode 50

Why is he so loud…

Episode 50

Ah…

Episode 51

Hey, Italy! You’re going to be late for morning training! ... I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.

Episode 51

Ah!! Fine, I’m up, I’m up!

Episode 51

Japan… do you wanna watch a video with me? It’s really short…!

Episode 51

It’s not another scary movie, is it…?

Episode 51

So freaking scary! There’s no way I’m watching it alone!

Episode 51

Wawawawawawawawawawa

Episode 52

I recognize him from his sexy hair, because it is so much like my own! But not as cool.

Episode 52

Are you trying to imply there might be something wrong with my hair, sir?!

Episode 52

I don’t know! That depends on if you think looking like a punk is wrong!

Episode 52

Hey. You.

Episode 52

Oh no!! I don’t know what I did, but I’m sorry!!

Episode 52

No, uh… I wanted to say sorry. For yesterday.

Episode 52

You know, I wonder why people wear Hawaiian shirts in Cuba!

Episode 52

Hey! America?! The hell are YOU doing here!?

Episode 52

But I’m Canada!!

Episode 52

By any chance do you serve pasta he-

Episode 52

No we don’t.

Episode 53

The stupid anime writers have no idea what they are doing. Germany gets all the screen time und the jokes that get beeped! I’m awesome Prussia, not some bit player like France. That’s it. Since I’m already pissed anyway, I’ll just torment these guys instead. The great Prussia will unleash secret weapon kept hidden all this time. That’s right! A diary. One I’ve been writing in like a silly junior high girl since time began! Nobody has escaped my covert condescension. Hehe! You may have tried to bury past humiliations, but they’ll all be dug up by me!

Episode 53

I am awesome! Shout that I am awesome! Kneel down and cry!

Episode 53

You were only gone for six seconds! There’s no way!

Episode 53

To reward Prussia for being so awesome, I’m going to give myself… all of Burzenland!!

Episode 53

Ah?

Episode 53

I would recommend that you stay far away from Hungary. That guy has some serious anger issues! Und he is a crackpot.

Episode 53

Hehehehehehe… I was so cute when I was younger. Oh, heck, I still am!

Episode 53

Look here, Germany, I’ve got something dinkish to say to you!

Episode 53

Ja? Go ahead, then.

Episode 53

My brother and I have finally patched things up and gotten back together, but because of you it’s falling apart! He just walks around saying “Germany! Ah, Germany!” so stay away from him or there’s going to be trouble, ok?! The German people are so backwards and judgmental. Just looking at them makes me feel-a barfy.

Episode 53

Please don’t hurl on me. But just so you know… a quick study of ancient lineage will show you that your brother has a lot of the German blood within him.

Episode 53

You’re taking that back!! I am so punching your ear! Visualize that kind of pain, Fritzy!

Episode 53

Why is it always like this with you!?

Episode 53

Nnnnnnnn!! My grandma taught me the true spirit of the maple leaf, and it’s in her honor I now defend, you stupid hoser!

Episode 53

Your grandma sounds hot!

Episode 54

I found something interesting and I wanted you to be the first to see it. It’s cool. Just like you.

Episode 54

It’s amazing! They said you had discovered ruins, but I had no idea…!

Episode 54

Yeah. I didn’t either. I found this stone bench thing I can sleep on whenever I want.

Episode 54

Ah… is this not ancient remnants of your mother’s city?

Episode 54

Mhm… and you can sleep right next to me.

Episode 54

Ahh… hah… excellent joke. You got me. For second I thought you were serious—wha..!

Episode 54

Zzzzz....

Episode 54

Behold! The guy with the crazy eyes is Zeus. He was king of the gods.

Episode 54

Yes, I know. Even I am familiar with this great man. His wife was extremely insane.

Episode 54

Yeah. Zeus was pretty much like a typical Greek man. ‘Cause he had a bunch of lovers, and really didn’t care who knew about it.

Episode 55

Look… I’m a big cat! Don’t you want to scratch my belly?

Episode 55

You need to seek professional help.

Episode 55

Hey, guess what? Japan digs my sexy cat ears.

Episode 55

Oh whoopee?! He says my mask is retro cool but not hipster chic!

Episode 55

Oh yeah? He still likes me the best.

Episode 55

In your dreams!

Episode 55

Wrong.

Episode 55

You bite me!

Episode 55

No way.

Episode 55

He likes me best!

Episode 55

No. Is me.

Episode 55

I’m going to crush you!

Episode 55

Wait! I think I am the only one who really knows who it is!

Episode 55

Grrr!

Episode 55

Ah…

Episode 55

Which one is it, Jappy!

Episode 55

Which one is it, Japan?

Episode 55

Uh… N..nh… Rock paper scissors for it?

Episode 55

Roshambo?!

Episode 56

Duah…! GUAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!

Episode 56

Whaaat?! Not me!!

Episode 56

Hi, Poland? It’s me, Lithuania—

Episode 56

Are you kidding me right now?! Do you know how freaking early it is here?! Somebody I know better be dead and/or leaving me a ton of cash in their will!

Episode 56

Neither, but it’s still important. Russia is coming to get you!!!

Episode 56

What??? No… why would he attack?? You sure? No!!! That is totally not cool, man; Russia’s a big psycho!! This is balls! I scheduled poker game for Saturday night!!

Episode 56

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom yay! Eating paluszki always puts things in perspective! Yeah… nomnomnomnomnomnom… well, Polish snacks are the best! Nom! Nomnomnomnom… ah…

Episode 56

‘scuse me! Do you remember the whole Russian death march talk?

Episode 56

Huh? Boy, you really are the big wussy! I took on Germany alright in case you have forgetting. It’ll be fine!

Episode 56

I was there to back you up on that one! You always lose when you fight alone!

Episode 56

I’ve got some () knocking at the back door! I’ll ring you later! Peace!

Episode 56

No! Come on! Where did you going? Did you hang up?! You need me! You dumbassss…

Episode 56

Ok, how do things look with Olandpay? Nnh… Ussianray… oldiersay?

Episode 57

Hooray! I have won it again! Russia is the best in all of the world!

Episode 57

Damn you… Russia…!

Episode 57

Huh? Hey. I like you, Lithuania, so you may stay at my place if you would like to.

Episode 57

What…?!

Episode 57

I am joking; you do what I say because I win! I wish you saw your face when I made the joke. Hilarious!

Episode 57

I don’t want to go… no!! Poland, help!! Please, wake up!!

Episode 57

Nh… ah…

Episode 57

Poland, I’m needing the helps! He’s taking me away!! WAHH!!

Episode 57

I wish you could see your face right now; it is hilarious~!

Episode 57

(wakes up) Guah…! POLAND YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND A BAD FRIENNNDDDD!!!!

Episode 57

Why are you yelling?!

Episode 57

Stop yelling!!

Episode 57

Ya?

Episode 57

Hi, this is Lithuania! Have you perhaps started getting ready yet?

Episode 57

Riiiiight, yeah of course right. Yeah I am all over the getting ready for things.

Episode 57

Good, talk about a relief! I was so worried last night… I even had nightmare!

Episode 57

I figured that I could put an engine on my place and then fly it on over to help you! Riiiighteouuus!!

Episode 57

Within 3 days of reading this letter, forward this same letter to at least 3 other people. If you don’t, Warsaw will become your capital. Name withheld by request, Warsaw, Poland

Episode 57

It says Warsaw will become our capital!

Episode 57

Ahhhhh… Nhhhhh…

Episode 57

Uhhh…

Episode 57

Euhh…

Episode 57

You see? He cannot forward the chain letter! He does not have any friends!

Episode 57

That is true… but you are forgetting he happens to have plenty of subordinates…

Episode 58

Oh hon! Now is my big chance!—Uah!

Episode 58

Hey, Britain dude! You have to see this new plane I just built! Hm? What’s wrong with the jerky limey’s face?

Episode 58

Hey! You be nice! He is very sick! He has a terrible cold!

Episode 58

No way! Dude, he’s sick?! I’ve got the cure for what ails you, my man! What the hell… why isn’t it working?

Episode 58

Because it’s fast food!! Stupid American!

Episode 58

Yeah, on that note… um, what’s a cold?

Episode 58

Euh…

Episode 58

I hope they both die.

Episode 58

I shall not stand for your constant interference in my life any longer! Why don’t you stick to things you’re good at, like farming and drunk driving?!

Episode 58

Haha! Shows what you know! It is not drunk driving if you are only drinking wine!

Episode 58

Excuse me? I can’t hear you!

Episode 58

No! Don’t pull that with me! Listen up, Britain! You are the black sheep of Europe!

Episode 58

Hm?

Episode 58

Black sheep of Europe! Black sheep of Europe! Britain’s the black sheep of Europe and everybody knows it!

Episode 58

What? I didn’t know that!

Episode 58

Ah..!?

Episode 58

Aha… oh honhonhon! Oh honhonhonhon! Oh honhonhon…

Episode 58

Ugh! Why would a frog know anything about sheep, black or not! Grrrr…. Quit laughing, you mongrel!

Episode 58

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Episode 58

Should we stop them?

Episode 58

No, I say sit back and enjoy show!

Episode 58

I hate you!

Episode 59

Wake up, little girl.

Episode 59

Ah….!

Episode 59

Listen to me. I have a divine prophecy from God for you.

Episode 59

OMG, are you trying to tell me you’re God?

Episode 59

Sure, why not. Tomorrow, when you see France, you should deliver my wrath upon him using your skillet.

Episode 59

What?? You want me to smack France around using my skillet? Is that even kosher?

Episode 59

Since you’ve come all this way, would you like me to read a little story from this book that I doubt you’ve heard before?

Episode 59

Oh yeah! It’s got a ton of words in it! And I don’t know what they are! Francey-pants! What does “sexual act” mean?

Episode 59

Oh hon! You don’t even know that? Oh my, how adorable! It’s something you do… with someone you love. Ahhhh?

Episode 60

I saw this-a crazy hot lady the other day. So I started-a chatting her up and impressed her by getting-a totally wasted! It works every time! Man, those drinks were craaazy good! I had the sex, which is the important-a thing. Anyway, after that I won an overwhelming victory in a battle!

Episode 60

Hey.

Episode 60

Huh?

Episode 60

Why don’t you talk about something other than women, liquor, and battles for once in your pathetic life.

Episode 60

…ohhh…

Episode 60

Grr…

Episode 60

That then leaves only seafood, and unless I’m doing a sexy mermaid, why would you want to hear that??

Episode 60

Listen to me, Romano. As of today, I am the boss of you, which means you have to do whatever I say, ok?

Episode 60

Ahhhh… if I wanted to follow someone’s directions I would listen to a sexy lady, not you! No thanks, la Spain!

Episode 60

I do not think you are understanding me.

Episode 60

Nom nom…

Episode 60

Romano! Hi! Go clean my house immediately.

Episode 60

Why don’t you hire a maid, eh?

Episode 60

¿Qué?

Episode 60

No se… I do not think I can control this Romano…

Episode 61

Listen up, in Spanish, Kiss me is Dame un beso "Besame” and “besos besos” also works bueno. Romano! So, how are those lessons coming along?

Episode 61

Spanish is-a stupid and hard to learn because the words are all wrong!

Episode 61

So Spain, how is your education of Italy coming along?

Episode 61

*sweatdrop* Ehehe, kinda bad actually.

Episode 61

I know this! Besame mala chica!

Episode 61

*laughs* I guess I can give you a kiss *leans in to give Chibimano a kiss*

Episode 61

Uh, on second thought I'm to young for kisses... *gulps completely red

Episode 62

Ve~

Episode 62

Oh Italy, You're so cute. I wish Romano were innocent, too.

Episode 62

Then I guess I should put some love into my bank then?

Episode 62

You should let someone finish when they are talking

Episode 62

Who are you?

Episode 62

I'm me

Episode 63

OK little brother. I'll teach you a strategy for fighting England.

Episode 63

OK, big brother!

Episode 63

When you encounter an enemy, immediately show you have no intention for fighting. If you do that, whoever shoots first will be the bad guy. That is all!

Episode 63

Hey, hey, big brother. What do you use this for?

Episode 63

Hm? Ah, that's for...

Episode 63

The British troops have come!

Episode 63

Big brother!

Episode 63

It doesnt have a mouth

Episode 63

Aiyah

Episode 63

Ow, ow... okay, okay. I'm sorry! Stop hitting me, okay?!

Episode 63

Keep it down you guys

Episode 63

Eeeeek

Episode 63

I'm sorry Sir. Britain

Episode 63

Sir?

Episode 63

He was making noises all by himself! I'm really sorry, so please stop serving me meals like the ones yesterday!

Episode 63

B-Big brother!

Episode 63

Please stop it! Please stop it!

Episode 63

What'd you do to Japan?!

Episode 63

We just went sightseeing and ate together, like people normally do!

Episode 63

Then how did he become like that?!

Episode 63

Pasta!

Episode 63

Italians are infectious. Or rather, its just that Japanese people get influenced very easily. But Germans are German wherever they go.

Episode 64

Looks like its from Prussia.

Episode 65

There. I boldly rose against France. Then he got scared and started saying this and that, this and that.

Episode 65

Thats amazing!

Episode 65

Right? He's no match for me.

Episode 65

And so I lost. Anything you'd like to say?

Episode 65

Your hair... has got a kink.

Episode 65

I'll kill Prussia. I'll kill Prussia.

Episode 65

H-Hungary?

Episode 65

Give it back... Give it back. Give back his little happy place.

Episode 65

Ahhhhhh!

Episode 66

This is the strange metal I found.

Episode 66

I see... It appears normal, though.

Episode 66

Look at it, even when I cut it like this. Or smash it like this.

Episode 66

Th-That's incredible! Where'd you find it?!

Episode 66

Oh, over there.

Episode 66

Hm? Woah! No matter how you look at it, that's a UFO. This is one of this century's huge discoveries! Aliens really do exist!

Episode 66

What?! Are you calling me a liar?!

Episode 66

That's just a balloon. Forget everything about this.

Episode 66

B-but.

Episode 66

Well? Do you have any questions for him?

Episode 66

Just one question. Which planet are you from

Episode 66

Don't say "Planet." Fucking limey. I'll kill you, fucking limey.

Episode 67

Are you sure you'll be alright by yourself? Shall I come along?

Episode 67

Of course I will you damn jerk! Humph!

Episode 68

Come to think of it, I heard that no-ones seen Japan get angry.

Episode 68

Well... If I try hard, I can get angry.

Episode 68

Then, I'll get angry... so let's try getting angry together.

Episode 68

Huh?

Episode 68

You again?! This is already the fourth time!

Episode 68

Argh! Spain! But I want Italy!

Episode 68

It's time to call in the cavalry. Go Pierre!

Episode 69

Well... It may have not looked that way, but I was quite angry.

Episode 69

Well... Try getting angry... With more intensity... Havent you... Blown any money lately?

Episode 69

Blown... Money?

Episode 69

Dumbass you suddenly call me up and it's to borrow my camera?! What's your problem?!

Episode 69

Japan got angry.

Episode 69

What? Hey, if I lend you my camera, you'll give me copies of the pictures, right?! Right?!

Episode 69

Let's turn in for the night.

Episode 69

If you want to.

Episode 69

Ah... Well then... Mr. Sweden, good night.

Episode 70

I'm Estonia.

Episode 70

Yeah. I'm Sweden. And this is my wife.

Episode 70

It's like, I won't allow it. Or rather, I don't like you, so... I'll never ever give them to you!

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I see... Then it can't be helped.

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Huh? What the hell are you doing here!

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Since you were asleep, I went to sleep, too.

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That's not what I'm asking! I'm asking why you are here!

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Also, you look like someone who likes underwear.

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Don't talk like I'm a pervert!

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I made posters for you. Can I put them up?

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You to the trouble to make something like that... Well sure I don't mind.

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Yay!

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What the hell are these posters?! Take them down! Take them down!

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I worked hard on those...

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That babbling of yours is getting annoying1 What's the matter?!

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I made posters proclaiming my friendship with Germany. But he told me not to put them up.

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Germany! Germany! Germany!

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You again?!

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Erk! Switzerland! Let me off the hook this one time!

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Maybe it's about time for me to...

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To be continued!

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Maybe it's about time for me to... make some friends, I guess.

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Hm? What do you want so early in the morning?

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Hey Germany! I don't mind becoming friends with you!

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No thanks.

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France is out of the question. Who I really want dead is that Russia in the north. It doesn't look like I can be friends with the Triple Alliance. Theres probably no point in befriending Finland and the Baltic states. Spain is hopeless. Netherlands and Belgium are also. In the end, after thinking about it, I thought maybe Japan would work.

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Ahhh! You jerk! What do you want! Identify yourself!

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You were standing in front of my door, so...

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I was able to get somewhat closer to Japan today.

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Theres a problem. I heard that Japan's boss went to see Russia.

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What?! Russia?!

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He might be trying to get Japan and Russia to get along. Also, It's possible that Japan will sign a Russo-Japanese Treaty and turn against us.

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Even if that happens, it will be fine. I-I'm used to being alone.

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Mr. England! Mr. England! Mr. England I'm glad I found you here. I'm sorry to visit you at this late hour.

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Japan... Why did you sign a treaty with Russia?! Ah! If your here to say goodbye, forget it, okay?!

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This is a pen. You can sort of understand, can't you?

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Um, well, is the word "is" like the Japanese particle "wa"?

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Yeah, something like that.

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In any case, are these sentences using "is" correctly?

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What? You already came up with several sentences? let me see. "America is a moron, America is a dickhead, America is..." Do you have some sort of problem with him?

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No, not at all.

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This letter contains your next mission. Read it carefully.

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Why the hell is it written in a letter. What a roundabout way. When they do things like this, I'm usually given some terrible mission.

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Hey! No, I can't do this! I don't want to do it!

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Germany, this is an order fro your superior. An order from your superior. Come on.

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I'm thirsty. Could you make some tea for me?

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Make it yourself.

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I see... I guess it can't be helped then.

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Hm?

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Well, you know, it was because I'm so strong.

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Let me out of here.

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Bull! Bull!

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Oh.

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Well then... Next time we meet will be on the battlefield, huh?

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Wh-Whats his deal?

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Oh hm, am I in heaven. Ack, Spains here, I must be in hell.

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You little brat.

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Huh? Really? Do you mean it? You do have a cute side.

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Don't worry about it, as long as you realise that I'm strong and cool.

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I said, don't touch me!

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You'd be so cute if you were always meek like this.

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Don't touch that!!

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Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!

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Big brother! You're too loud. They'll notice. Romano... I'm really sorry, but I...

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I still have 500 more artificial roses to make.

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Damn you!

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If you have time to talk on the phone, make more roses!

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Why are you talking like an old man?

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I'm pretty old, alright. I get bad pains in my lower-back.

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Lower-back pain!

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Also I've got high blood pressure... I wake up early in the morning and wander round my neighbourhood.

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What? Really?

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Listen carefully! Starting today. I'll be managing your diet!

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Whats this all about?! Diet?! Wait a sec! I'm eating right now!

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You can't have that pickled vegetable! I'll confiscate it right away!

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What?! Then can I have salted cod roe?

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No you can't! Stop eating!

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How about salmon roe? Salmon roe is okay, right?

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Lets see, salmon roe... You can't have that, either!

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I can't live without sardines...

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That's not okay, either!

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Salted mackerel?! What about salted mackerel?! Please! At least let me have salted mackerel!

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What are you too doing?

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Ciao! I'm Italy cat.

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No, give it to my big brother.

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What? Theres trouble, Mr. Germany said he wouldn't drink beer.

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What?! This is serious! It will turn the world on its ear! What on earth has happened!

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Hey, West! You're not drinking beer? That's funny! Don't tell me you were threatened!

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I'm sorry, but could you stay away from me?

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Dude, China, riddle me this: if I sent you blueprints, could you build me a radtacular airplane?

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Right. Also, could you prepare today's lunch?

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Ah! I've had it! I'm tired of you ordering around all damn time! I will not tolerate this behavior any longer! I refuse to live like this! Don't care if revolt myself, I revolting nonetheless! ...

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Damn, China, calm down, man!

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Ah! Hey, France, don't you think you should wake up and help us out!?

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So cute... I love me some China... Oh... Yay...

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Oh skít… what the cripes! I don’t get hardly any tourists anymore. I don’t care what it takes! I gotta get popular again, like, real quick. Hæ. Nice to meet you; I’m Iceland, a new character. Ah…

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Ah…! Ah!! Please, somebody help me!!! (crying) Ah…!!

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Blublub… blub… blub…

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Ah… ah!

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blublublublublublub…

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Ah… ohh… uwaa…

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Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper thing in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity-

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Hm?

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*yawn*

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-has been turned into noppera-bō ghosty blobs-

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Nn…

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-by the freaky beam of light-

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Chu!

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-other noppera-bō, or bow, or bahh-I don’t really know how to say it. Tony, my righteous alien dude friend, told me they’re Pictonians from the planet Picto. For real, dudes; Picto’s in like way far outer space.

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It is a Japanese monster without a nose, eyes, or a mouth. Its proper name is a “noppera-bō,” ok?

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Wait a tick. Are you trying to say this is all your fault, Japan?!

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No, I was simply explaining what noppera means; no more, no less!

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Why the hell do I have to be turned into noppera because of stupid Japan and scary story.

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It’s not my fault…!!

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Everyone knows I’ve got the biggest-

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Nobody asked you, cheesy monkey!

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Shut up, black sheep of Europe! Eh!

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I told you not to call me that!

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(sigh)… they never stop that…

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White flags!! Come on! I made a whole lot of them! See?! We could each wave our very own!

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Shut it, Pepe le Pew! Just because you invented movie-making doesn’t mean you’re any good at it! All your films are good for is putting me to sleep!

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I’ll have you know, my movies have been very popular lately.

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Hey, hey, hey! It’s Dance Time, I’m Awesome! The popular singing show for me, und also by me! Because I am awesome Prussia! Now let’s get started, shall we? Today, we’ve got Ukraine and Belarus! They’re singing… Carrot und Stick! Carrot und… Stick!

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Sorry, sir. They cancelled last minute.

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They did what?! Who do they think they are, the White Stripes?!

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I am sorry! My big boobies make my back hurt, so I didn’t think I could perform well!

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Brother Russia, where are you? Why do you leave me here with double D meets double dumb!? Hurry up and come out, or I’ll fiiiind youuuu~

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Ok, dudes, it’s time to kick ass! As the heroes, we’ll intercept their lame attack with mad skills!

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Rodger.

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Oh crap!!

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Ahaha! Now you can see what happens when you play with big unstable guns! ….or maybe not.

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We will stop them at Red Cliff!—ah… suck ball!! I knew fortune cookie this morning was full of bad luck!

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Bastards! You’re dealing with a former pirate now! Aahhhhhh—

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What kind of name is “Noppera,” and why do you not express any kind of individuality? Unfortunately, trying to make me bland is unforgivable, so consider yourselves punished—NOOOOO!!

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We cannot allow them to come anywhere close to us! Understood?!

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Jawohl!

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Here they come… Ah!!

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Germany! Germany! I know I say this a lot, but this time I REALLY mean it!! Please, Germany, help me!! Help me! Help me! Help me!

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Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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Germany, we’ve got trouble! The enemy is attacking!

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Yuahhh!! NEIIIiiiIIIIiiiIIIN!!

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Ah… it sounds like those pranksters in Hawaii.

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Oh yeah… I heard of them before. Some sort of faceless ghost mumbo-jumbo.

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Either way, we can’t just leave things how they are, can we?

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Hm… can we?? Maybe we should continue this matter on another da—

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No! We haven’t yet decided what to do!

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Whaaaa?! What the crapola happened here?! And where is my stupid brother anyway?!

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Ah…

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Mm…

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Ah…

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Ah…

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Ah…

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A…h…

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Ah..hh…

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Ahh…

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Tweet tweet tweet tweet!

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Hey big bruder…? I’m happy. I thought you should know.

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Ok. Yeah, whatever.

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Scheiße… it looks like being turned into Pictonians is a fate we will all share now.

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I will refuse to accept being as ugly as the rest of you.

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Look on the bright side; at least you won’t smell like drunk cheese anymore.

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Are you guys hungry at all??

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Chill out; we’re not gonna let this get us down! Dude, we’re gonna stand together whether we like it or not! I don’t.

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I agree! I don’t like it.

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That’s right! We should fight together against them even if we hate it! I hate it.

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I hate it more.

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Oui, je déteste.

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No likey. But we might as well listen to each other’s opinions.

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Alright. Raise your hand if you want to work together. Now!

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Yeah. We need something realistic.

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You wankers don’t ignore me!!

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Fucking! Fucking!

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Ah…!

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Fucking! Fucking!

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Oh. What a charming Alien.

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Fucking! Fucking!

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He’s no alien! Tony is my best friend!

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Fucking! Fucking!

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That doesn’t mean he’s not an alien!

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Fucking! Fucking!

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Dude, Tony! What’s the scoop, brah?

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Fucking bitch! Bitch! Fucking! Fucking!...

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That’s a trip! Here’s the deal! Tony said he got a totally top secret picture from the Bureau of Space Development.

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How did he understand that? All I heard was “fucking.”

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(sluuuurp) Bitchy!

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Oh come on, now; that is obviously photoshopped.

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What does he say now?

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The more evolved the species, the more their faces look noppera-like.

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Oh! I have collection of evolving faces I’d like to show them!

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Where are they weak? They have to have weaknesses!

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They do!

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Augghhhh?!?!?!??!

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Why haven’t you been speaking English this whole time?!?!?

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Because I don’t do dubs! Ok… their weaknesses are…

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Ah! ….what on Earth…

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It not on Earth; that is the point!

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Ah! Ah!! Ah! Ah!!...

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Ah! Damn! The light’s enormous!

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Ah! I think it’s their mothership!

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Uwaaaaa!! This is where I fly backwards!!

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Tadaa!

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What the hell!? What is that?!

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It’s my Pictonian costume! Don’t you like it? I made it from all the white flag material I have! Hoohoo~! Good news; I made one for everybody!

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Attack!!

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Hahahahaha! Hail the conquering hero!

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00 ninja!

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What a relief! I look amazing in white!

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Hang on tight, panda!

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Oрете! (Orete)

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I run into battle!

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I’ll wait for you guys here!

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Italy! You are coming inside with us!

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Whaat? But I would rather not… willingly walking onto an enemy spaceship seems kinda reckless to me! Plus, I don’t want to get my costume all dirty!

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Fine, then stay here alone.

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Ah?! Oh, being alone is worse than anything; waaaaaiiiiiit!! Uuuup…

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In today’s news. The entire world is in crisis. Luckily, Canada and Cuba have joined forces. They’ve dedicated their time to assisting the injured. I’m sure they are a lot of help too.

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My legs!! My legs!!

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My arms!!

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It’s only half of you. It could be worse.

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You still have your legs…

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Pick a lot, find your group, and start searching.

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Don’t ignore me!!

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Dammit; the last person I’d want to work with is you.

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Pardon moi?! Stop stealing my lines, fool!

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Shh!

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Ah…

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Quick, follow me!

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Huaaaaaaaaa!!

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Huaaaa—you idiot, we’re fallingggggg!!!!

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Yes, I realize that!!

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That’s nice!

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Italy, you nincompoop! Why did you bring a cat with you?!

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What? It’s therapeutic and relaxing!

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Relaxing?!?!?

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Those green light things are getting brighter, aren’t they?!

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Oh mon Dieu… they’re going to turn us into one of them!!

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Don’t worry so much! I’m sure those Axis Power guys will be here any second!

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Welcome to the party. Thanks for nothing.

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You could not have picked worse place to fall at moment!

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Hahaha! At least they stopped them for a sec! Now we can all die together!

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What do you think?

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I think… it tastes like sandwich.

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Thank you; I’m glad you like it.

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Tada! You go ahead and eat as much as you want to!

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How did you manage to build a Chinatown on a spaceship in five seconds?!

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Fail! I think your scones pissed off the Pictos!

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Why?! Scones are so yummy!

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Hm? Hey, what’s wrong? Come on, all you Pictonians! What happened to all the happy? Have another scone, and let’s get having fun! Eh?

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No way! No way! No way! No way!...

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Yeah… I don’t think they like that plan, dude.

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No…

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I’m not sure what’s happening, but we should retreat!!

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Hey, you remember me? I’m Sealand! I found you by using the interwebs; I’m wicked good at that kind of thing! I brought my entire country to rescue you!

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You don’t have an entire country to take anywhere! Now go home, you little pipsqueak!

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Once I rescue all these big important countries, they’ll have no choice but to recognize me as my very own sovereign nation!

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It’s headed for us!

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Hm! Don’t worry everybody, I promise you can just leave this whole thing to me!

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No! You imbecile! It’s dangerous!

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Maybe for you, but I’ll be fine! Hm! Hahaha! All systems go! I modified every bit of my land just for this moment!

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Well, what did I tell you… idiot…

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What the hell are they up to?!

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What’s the point in this?!

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It’s ruined! The Eiffel Tower is atrocious!

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It’s like they brought them to show us!

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Wait! This look like bad news! I think they are making their own city, with this island as their base!

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They can’t!

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Ah. Ah! AH!! I’m hit!! Oh no!!

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Hrah! China! Hwa! Ah! Ah…!

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Mh. America-ughh!

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Uh-…

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Ah… Ah!

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Uwah!!

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Ah! Nn… yah! E-ah!

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Ah… bring it on! I’ll kill all of you with my bare hands!! Yah! Eh! Deh! RRRRRrrrr…. Dah!

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Blub!

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Hah...-douh! Dh! Eghh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Oh no! Germany!

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Noooooo!!

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Ah?

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Aughh… ghh… Italy! Try smiling!

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Oh, but I can’t! Those scary noppera meanies are everywhere!

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I don’t care; you just have to smile…! Please Italy, just smile…! Agh! Do it… Italy…!!

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(crying) No! It’s way too scary for smiling!

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Gghh! ITALYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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Ghh…hhh… Ita….ly…

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Please stop walking like that! You’re really freaking me out, guys! Oh! BUT! I! DON’T! WANT! TO! TURN! IN! TO! A! NO! PPER! A! WHY! WON’T! YOU! LIS! TEN!? I! CAN’T! STOP! SCREA! MING! Ah?

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♪ …to you what heaven on Earth would be! All the cooks would be the French… Policemen would be British… engineers would be German… The bankers would be the Swiss… your lover of course, Would be from Italy… ♪ Let me tell you something about hell! The cooks are all boringly British! The police are all grossly German! Engineers are all foppishly French! Your lover is sadly a Swiss! And the bankers! Are pretty late from Italy!! Thank you!

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We don’t know! We don’t know!...

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Hey there, Grandpa Rome! Ah? Why is there a marker on the ground? I wonder if Grandpa Rome maybe left it here… Oh! Yeah...! Ahahaaahahahaa heehee! (excited noises) Hey, look, I drew a face!

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Ah… rh… ah… Italy… you did wonderbar.

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Hahaa.

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Oh what!! Now you have a spokesperson?!

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I would like to apologize for all the trouble we have caused you and your people. Our initial goal was to conquer this planet and to assimilate you to our image. But… after seeing how much fun this world can be… we’ve decided we do not wish to change anything about it. Instead… we would like to thank you for changing us and for giving us faces. To show our gratitude, we will turn all humans back to their original form and transport them to their individual countries. Also…

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Ah?

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Would you mind… giving that to me…?

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Huh?

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We do not have any of those on my planet.

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Hm! No problemo! Here you go! Va bene.

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Thank you very much. I will treasure it forever… We’re gonna go now… if you don’t need anything else.

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Goodbye!! Have a safe trip back!! Hahaa! Aahahaa! Heeheeheehee! Whoo! You can come back and visit whenever you waaant!

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What are you saying?! We don’t want them coming back here!!

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Big bruder? Another beautiful morning, don’t you think?

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I guess.

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So I don’t know what the deal is with these guys, but thanks to them, we can see auroras any time of the year now. Which means we have more tourists; lucky us.