Quotes

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Bob: Wha - why is there tape on your nose? Dignan: Exactly!

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Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man! Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? Kumar: I don't know, man; I lose my touch, man! Dignan: Did you even have a touch to lose, man?

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Dignan: Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go! Bob: Well, I think there's a real air of mystery about me. Dignan: Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Start over. Ready, go! Bob: Okay, alright. I'm a risk taker! I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents back yard! I think that shows... Dignan: Wait, you're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard? Bob: Dignan, look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car. Dignan: That's good. That's good. 'Cause that hits me right here.

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Anthony: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house? Dignan: Hey, hey, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. Um, you know, I am, I'm fine with that, but... other people.

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Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes? Dignan: No, I just have short hair.

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Anthony: You told, you told your friend Bernice I'm some kind of jet pilot? Grace: What was I supposed to say, they stuck you in an insane asylum? Anthony: It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained to you back then that it was for exhaustion. Grace: Exhaustion? Anthony: Yes, exhaustion. Grace: You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?

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Anthony: She thinks I'm a failure. Dignan: What? She said you were a failure? What has she ever accomplished with her life that's so great, man? Nothing.

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Anthony: Which part of Mexico are you from? Inez: Paraguay

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Abe Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you? Bob: No, that didn't offend me. Abe Henry: Good.

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Stacy: You're really complicated, aren't you? Anthony: I try not to be.

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Dignan: What are you doing here?! Workers: We work here. Dignan: Your hours at lunch now! Workers: Not always. Dignan: Yes! Always!

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Future Man: What the fuck are you wearing? Dignan: It's a jump suit. Future Man: Clay look at this guy... Clay: He looks like a rodeo clown... Future Man: He looks like a little banana. Where are you from anyway, man? Dignan: I'm from around here. Future Man: This guy used to mow our lawn. Clay: No shit. Future Man: Yeah he was great, clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing the lawn. What was the name of your little lawn mowing company? Dignan: The Lawn Wranglers. Future Man: (laughing) Let's go. Keep up the mowing, Kimosabe.

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Dignan: Fact: I learned more in the two months I spent with Mr. Henry and his crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study. Fact: I can guarantee you after Mr. Henry sees us pull this job, he's going to take a personal interest in our future. Fact: Mr. Henry drives a Jaguar... Anthony: Fact: The picture's not doing it for me right now, Dignan. Dignan: Well, does the fact that I'm trying to do it, do it for you?