Quotes

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Lili: Who says so? Jack: It is known, Lili. These are sacred animals. You risk your immortal soul. Lili: I only wanted to touch one. Where is the harm in that?

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Lili: Are you afraid to kiss me Jack? Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart. Lili: Then still your heart. You're dear to me as life itself! Don't you wish this was our wedding ring? Jack: If I say yes, will my wish come true? Lili: I'm a princess. It's my right to set a challenge for my suitors. I will marry whoever finds this ring! [throws the ring in a lake]

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Meg: Foul tasting fairy! [sees Jack] Come to Meg, juicy boy! Who be this tender morsel to disturb Meg Muckelbones's rest? Jack: Jack. They call me Jack ma'am. Meg: Jack! What a fine, fat boy you are, Jack! Jack: You don't really mean to eat me, do you Ma'am? Meg: Oh, indeed I do! Jack: That would be a shame, because someone as fair and lovely as yourself Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think? Meg: You think me fair, do you Jack? Jack: All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty! Meg: What a fine meal you will make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue! Jack: No wait! Fill your soul with loveliness! Feast on the beauty of your reflection. You are an angel miss Meg. Look! Meg: Clever boy.

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Screwball: There's only one thing I want to know. Brown Tom: What? Screwball: Why me?

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Blix: Wow. Forgive that intrusion, great lord, but goblins are inclined to be outspoken and I like to encourage their initiative. Darkness: [holding the unicorn's horn] Did you think this a mere plaything? With it, my empire is eternal! Before I ruled only the night. Now, my minions will frolic in darkness until the end of time. The unicorns are dead. Is this not true? Blix: True lord, very plenty true. Pox: Undeniably true. Darkness: You lie! Here is dawn! Blix: The stallion is dead, dead as dreams. Darkness: Out with it! Pox: The mare lives still! Darkness: If even one unicorn walks the earth, my power is not complete. Blix: It's just a female, lord. She has no power. Darkness: Only the power of creation! Get the mare, I command you!

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Darkness: Father, I hold the world in my grasp and yet, this girl distracts me. It has been an eternity since I have felt such desire. What am I to do? Father: She fascinates you because her soul is pure. To make her one of us, charm her. Woo her. Change her spirit. Hypnotize her. Set her free. Bring her to you!

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Darkness: How like you my gifts? Does the gown not please you? Lili: [sobbing] No. Darkness: Then you speak so of your bridal gown! I have found my true mate, and you know it! Lili: Never! Darkness: Beneath the skin we are already one. Was it not your sin trapped the unicorn? Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you. Lili: No. You lie! You disgust me! You're nothing but an animal! Darkness: [laughs] We are all animals, my lady. Most are too afraid to see it! Lili: Damn you! Darkness: We are all of us damned, my queen.

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Darkness: Some simple conversation? Lili: I have nothing to talk about. You've stolen my dreams away! Darkness: All things change, Lady. The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity. Dreams are my speciality. Through dreams, I influence mankind. My dream is of eternity with you. I offer you this rose, princess: my heart, my soul, my love. Lili: Love?

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Oona: I'll do what you ask if you'll kiss me, Jack. Jack: Easy enough. [pecks her quickly on the cheek] Oona: You call that a kiss? Am I not sweet? Jack: Sweeter than bee pollen on summer wind. Oona: [taking the form of Lili] Sweet as the wind that blows me to you! Screwball: It's fairy magic! Jack: Lili? Lili! Oona/Lili: Yes, Jack? Jack: This isn't real. Oona/Lili: Oh, but it is! I'm warn and alive and want to be in your arms. Jack: [hesitating] No, I can't! No. It's just more fairy glamor. Human hearts don't work that way. Oona: What care I for human hearts, soft and spiritless as porridge? A fairy's heart beats fierce and free!