The Master of Disguise

Mama: No more caramel corn for me. Sophia: Thank you for saving me from that horrible person. Rex: Hey moron, use a tray next time. That's too many plates. Barney: [to the Cuteness] How come I can't do it and you can? Trent: Lay off my lady, you freak! Slapping Dummy Man: [repeated line] I'll get you, Pistachio! The Cuteness: No more dog food.

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Trent: What kind of crap are you putting into his head? Pistachio Disguisey: Uh, the niceness? Trent: "Niceness?" What are you, his dad? You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha? Pistachio: [imitates Trent] You are trying to horn in in my action, aren't cha? Trent: [looks away and back] What? Pistachio: [imitates Trent] What? Trent: Are you mocking me? Pistachio: [imitates Trent] Are you mocking me?

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Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now? Pistachio: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I know who I am. I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights, near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India. Grandfather: [claps] It is time to test that. [opens basket] Pistachio: What is it? [a snake emerges from basket] That is a big reptile. Not a problem. [plays smooth jazz music] Oh, yes. He wouldn't hurt anybody now. I'm going to call him Buttercup! So cute, eh? Grandpa: [laughs while Pistachio tickles the snake] Energico! God help me, I love it! A complete transformation! Pistachio: [dangling cheese above the snake] You like the cheese. Go get the cheese, Buttercup. You know you love it.

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Grandpa: Did you ask Jeeves? Pistachio: Yes, but no such luck. Grandpa: When you were on the roof, did you hear something that sounded like this? [slaps Pistachio] Pistachio: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

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Pistachio: Can I help you? Grandpa: I have come to help you, Pistachio. Pistachio: Help me what? Grandpa: Find your mother and your father, my son. Pistachio: My father, your son. Holy cannoli! You are my sister!

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Sophia: Look, Pistachios, the silly voices, the making faces, it was fun for like one second, okay? Pistachio: Only one second? Sophia: I never wanted to go out with you! I'm in love with Rex, okay?

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