Richie Rich

Richard Sr.: Perk up, son. It won't be long before you're having tea and crumpets with the queen! Richie Rich: [forces a smile] Personally, I'd settle for soda and hot dogs at Wrigley Field. Richard Sr.: [chuckles] So would I...But don't quote me on that one.

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Richie Rich: Come on. Let me hit. Gloria: Forget it; you probably couldn't even hit a BEACH BALL! Richie: I could hit it off of YOU. Gloria: [insulted] All right, you think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is! Richie: You mean bet? Tony: Yeah, $5 says she could put you away for keeps. Gloria: $5? How about $10? Richie: Okay, seems a little steep, but $10,000 it is. Gloria: No, not $10,000. $10. Richie: Oh, $10, okay. Herbert Cadbury: Master Richie, I do think it unseemly in the extreme for you to take these - children's money. Gloria: What are you doing, Mr. Fancy Pants? Asking the old guy for batting tips? Cadbury: [insulted] Take their backsides to the cleaners, Master Richie.

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Economics Teacher: Let's move on to case study #12: Your company is in dire straits. Sales are down 50% due to stiff price competition. Dividends are falling. Stockholders are demanding that you step down as chairman of the board. Now, here's your problem: How do you rally the board of directors to your side AND stave off impending bankruptcy? Reynolds? Reynolds: [Reading a newspaper] I'll have my secretary get back to you on that one. Economics Teacher: [sighs] Ellsworth, how would you get the board on your side? Ellsworth: [Playing miniature golf] Bribe someone. Economics Teacher: [Stares blankly] Sit down, Ellsworth. Reginald, what would you do? Reginald: [Being fitted by a tailor] What would I do? Simple. I'd float a rumor that we're the object of a takeover bid. And as soon as our stock went up, I'd sell. Economics Teacher: That's not only unethical, Reginald, it's illegal. Reginald: I'm only 12. I can't be held legally responsible. Economics Teacher: Hmm, good point. Economics Te

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Reginald: (Jabs Ellsworth in the rear with sword during Fencing session at school) Watch your rear, Ellsworth! First rule of defense. (To valet delivering him a coffee) THIS is a cappuccino! I asked for a decaf cafe latte, you incompetent imbecile! If you can't even do the job you're– Richie: First rule of defense, Reg: always watch your rear.

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Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina? Regina Rich: Well, you are worth $70,000,000,000. Richard Sr.: Is that the ONLY reason? Regina: [she lightly gives him a kiss] No. You also have a cute butt. Herbert: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.

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Herbert: Excuse me, sir. It's a telephone call, from the President. Richard Sr.: Which country? Herbert: This one, sir. Richard Sr.: Ah... Probably needs another loan.

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