Quotes

Dialogue

Tuck: Jack, I don't wanna to alarm you, but I saw something down here. I don't know, it's probably benign... Jack: A tumor? You saw a tumor? How big is it? Tuck: Jack, you're asking the wrong guy, from my point of view it looks like it's about the size of Candlestick Park. Jack: Great, there goes my ulcer... Tuck: That's it Jack! Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! Okay pal, here's how I spell relief. Jack... it worked. You just digested the bad guy. [Jack burps loudly]