Trading Places

Officer Reynolds: [to Louis] Strip, you little shit, before I tear your ass! Corrupt Cop: [Takes some PCP out of a baggie and tastes it] That's PCP! Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis! Bunny: And she stepped on the ball. Even Bigger Black Guy: It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving. Harvey: Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a gorilla, you clown! Beeks: Hey. Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

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Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are. Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself. Mortimer Duke: Half of it is from me. Ezra: Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.

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Louis: Randolph. Mortimer. Mortimer Duke: Winthorpe, my boy, what have you got for us? Louis: Well, it's that time of the month again. Payroll checks for our employees, which require your signatures. And no forgetting to sign the big ones! Mortimer Duke: We seem to be paying some of our employees an awful lot of money. Louis: [laughs] Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.

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Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer. Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up. Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy. Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.

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Billy Ray: [Billy Ray is in jail] I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you. Big Black Guy # 1: Where is your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp? Billy Ray: [to Cellmate #2] Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches? Cellmate #2: [to Big Black Guy] Yeah! The phone in the limo was busted. What is ya, ignorant?

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Big Black Guy #1: You beating up on a man. You putting a man in a hospital? How come I don't see no marks on you? Big Black Guy #2: Yeah! Billy Ray: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker! So get outta my face!

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