Galaxy Quest

Alexander Dane: How did I come to this? Tommy Webber: Not again. Alexander Dane: I played Richard III. Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls. Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time. I can't. I won't. Gwen DeMarco: Well, Alex, at least you had a part. Okay? You played a character people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit! No one even bothered to ask what I do on the show. Fred Kwan: You had the - wait. Wait, I'll think of it. Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.

Galaxy Quest, CC BY-SA 4.0

Gwen DeMarco: [watching the fans' reaction to Nesmith] You've gotta admit, they really do love him. Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

Galaxy Quest, CC BY-SA 4.0

Jason Nesmith: [Keeping Dane from running away] Come on, old friend! Alexander Dane: Old friend?! You stole all my best lines, you cut me out of episode two entirely!

Galaxy Quest, CC BY-SA 4.0

Mathesar: The medical quarters are to the left. Tommy Webber: What the hell is going on? Alexander Dane: Jason, what have you gotten us into? Gwen DeMarco: I don't believe this, it's insane. Fred Kwan: Wow, the floors are so clean.

Galaxy Quest, CC BY-SA 4.0

Guy Fleegman: [manning the sensor station; Sarris has sent missiles at the Protector] Hey, guys, th–there's a red-uh thingy, movin' toward the green thingy. Jason Nesmith: What? Guy Fleegman: [repeating] Red thingy, movin' toward the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy. Sarris: A little present for you, Commander.

Galaxy Quest, CC BY-SA 4.0

Alexander Dane: Could you possibly try not to hit every...single...one?! Tommy Webber: Sorry, man, they're driftin' towards us! I think they're magnetic!

Galaxy Quest, CC BY-SA 4.0