Quotes

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Harry Block: Keep your chin up. You know she wanted to give you some, didn't you? Ira Kane: Were you even in that courtroom? Block: Getting barbecued like baby back ribs? It's all foreplay, baby. Kane: [upon discovering that their lab's been ransacked] Oh, we've been hit! Block: Forget the foreplay. We just got screwed!

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Ira Kane: Hey, cool. Snag one. Harry Block: Snag one? Kane: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket. Block: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.

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Dr. Allison Reed: What do we do? Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate. Nurse Tate: Saw. Harry Block: Whoa, Doc, don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg. Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete. Nurse Tate: Wait, doctor, look. Paulson: Ooh. [looks in bug inside, crawling] It's headed for his testicles. Block: Take it, take it! Take the leg!! Reed: Wait, wait, wait! Block: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Reed: It's going the other way. Paulson: Alright, give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon. Reed: How are you going in? Paulson: Rectally. Harry: [squealing] NOOOO! Tate: I'll get the lubricant. Paulson: There's no time for lubricant. Harry: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!

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Harry Block: Wayne! I think we've established that "Ca-caw, ca-caw" and "Tookie, tookie" don't work. Wayne Grey: Right. Sorry. [starts singing into the mike] You are so beautiful to me. Ira Kane: Step back, Harry, I'm gonna shoot him. Block: Uh-uh, stand down. I'm taking this one out myself. Grey: You are so beautiful to me. Block: [slightly mutters] Wayne, would you please stop? You're embarrassing me.

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Ira Kane: Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College. Harry Block: Harry Block, United States Geological Survey. Wayne Grey: Wayne Grey. Did some chemistry in high school.

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Dr. Allison Reed: There's something I've been wanting to tell you, but I don't know exactly how. Ira Kane: Well, we're all adults here, and we're all about to die a very horrible death anyway, so? Reed: I would've rocked your world. Kane: You already have.