Don Jon

Barbara: Movies and porno are different, Jon! They give awards for movies! Jon: And they give awards for porn too.

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Danny: Listen, I don't like more than a handful of titty. No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful, I love it, but more than that, it's like, no! Shit starts to remind me of my mom or something. Jon: Jesus Christ! Bobby: Yeah, your mom do got some big-ass titties. Danny: Don't talk about my mother. Bobby: You brought up your mother.

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Barbara: Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me, come on! Jon: Why, what's wrong? Barbara: Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why!

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Angela: [after meeting Barbara] I love her! I love her! Jon Sr.: Pretty good, huh? Not bad at all!

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Monica: [After Jon breaks the news to his parents about his break-up with Barbara] Well, maybe it's all for the better. Angela: What are ya saying? Monica: All I'm saying is, that girl, she has her own agenda. She doesn't care about Jonny, she doesn't know the first thing about him. She just wants a guy who's gonna do whatever she tells him to. It is a good thing that she broke up with you. Jon: Thanks.

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Jon: What? Barbara: I can't let you come inside just yet... Jon: Why? Jon: Yeah... [keeps kissing her] Barbara: I think you should go back to school, baby... Jon: Yeah... Barbara: And our families meet... huh, yeah? Jon: Yeah! Jon: Yeah, oh! Barbara: And after that, baby, are you gonna fuck me in my tight ass, baby? Please? Barbara: And maybe cum on my face? Huh, Jon? Do you wanna cum at my face? Jon: Oh, yes! Barbara: Then come on, baby! Cum for me! Cum! Cum! Cum...

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