Quotes

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Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Metzenbaum scissors! Nurse: Metzenbaum scissors! Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Get that cat out of here!

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Dr. Hfuhruhurr: But there's only one other person I'd trust to perform this operation — Beckerman! Dr. Brandon: Well Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe! You know that! Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Exactly! Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away!

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Dr. Hfuhruhurr: The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence! Dr. Necessiter: Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it!

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Anne Uumellmahaye: I don't think there's a girl floating in any jar anywhere who's as happy as I am! Oh, Michael, you do so much for me, and I do nothing for you! Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Are you out of your head? [pauses] Sorry, I forgot.

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Anne Uumellmahaye: I… I think I'm alright. Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Count to ten! Anne Uumellmahaye: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… [pause] 10. Dr. Hfuhruhurr: You! You cooked her nines!

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Inspector: You are playing God! Dr. Hfuhruhurr: SOMEBODY has to!

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Dr. Hfuhruhurr: [Exasperated] Dolores, I am making a citizen's divorce. Dolores: [laughing] What? Dr. Hfuhruhurr: By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!