The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The Narrator: Winnie the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Sanders, which means he had the name over the door in gold letters and he lived under it. And if Pooh heard his cuckoo clock... [Winnie the Pooh hears his cuckoo clock sound off] He knew it was time for something. But he was a bear of very little brain. Then as he thought, he thought in the thoughtful way he could think. Winnie the Pooh: [talking to his reflection in the mirror] Haven't thought of anything, have you? [shakes his head] Well, neither have I. Think, think, think... Oh yes! Time for my stoutness exercise.

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The Narrator: Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again. Winnie the Pooh: Think, think, think. The Narrator: And the first person he thought of was... Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh? The Narrator: No. Christopher Robin. Winnie the Pooh: Oh. The Narrator: Christopher Robin lived in another part of the forest, where he could be near his friends and help them with their problems. On this summer day, gloomy old Eeyore, being stuffed with sawdust, had lost his tail again. Christopher Robin: Eeyore, this won't hurt. Eeyore: Never does. Christopher Robin: [accidently hurts his hand] Ooh, heh, heh. There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore? Eeyore: No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway. Owl: It is my considered opinion that Eeyore's tail should be placed a trifle to the... right. Kanga: Now, if you would ask me, I think it just a wee bit... Roo: South! Kanga: No, no. North, dear. Christopher Robin: Cheer up,

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Winnie the Pooh: [in a sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit. Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more. Winnie the Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] Is there any more? Rabbit: No, there isn't. Winnie the Pooh: I thought not. [tries to climb out the front door but gets stuck] Winnie the Pooh: Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck. Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. [tries to push Pooh out] Well, it all comes from eating too much. Winnie the Pooh: [strains] It all comes from not having front doors big enough!

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Owl: Blast it all! Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite! Save time. Owl: Eh, what's the charge? Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite. Owl: Oh, no, no, no, no! The cost! The charge in money. Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash. Owl: Obviously, but, I should think... Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule. [falls down a hole, screaming] If you think it over, let me know. You got my card. I'm not in the book, you know. Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone. Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know. Owl: Oh.

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Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you. Roo: Flowers. Pooh: Honeysuckle! [tries to eat flowers] Kanga: No, Pooh. You don't eat them. You smell them. Winnie the Pooh: Oh. [Winnie the Pooh sniffs the flowers] Rabbit: It's not bad, not bad at all. It's rather good I think. Rabbit: Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?

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Winnie the Pooh: Could you spare a small smackerel? Gopher: Say, you ought to do something about that speech impediment, sonny. [offers Winnie the Pooh his jar of honey] Winnie the Pooh: Oh, thank you, Gopher. Rabbit: Oh, no! Not that! No, no, no, no, no! Not one drop! Winnie the Pooh: But, Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was just going to taste it. Rabbit: I'll taste it for you. Gopher: That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey. Rabbit: Don't feed the bear! Gopher: I'm going to skedaddle. I'm not in the book. And I'm ding danged glad of it!

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