Quotes

Dialogue

Hawkeye: No, no. Old Painless is what we call the, ah, "best equipped dentist in the army". Surgeon: [as he walks away from the shower] I'd dearly love to see that angry! Trapper: Finally caught up with us, huh? Hot Lips: Oh my God! They've shot him! Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter.