Ghostbusters II

Dr. Raymond Stantz and Winston Zeddemore: [singing] If there's something strange in your neighborhood / who you going to call? Kids at party: He-Man! He-Man! Stantz and Zeddemore: [singing unenthusiastically to each other] If there's something weird, and it don't look good... Stantz: Wanna go get a beer? Zeddemore: Yeah.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: Hi, welcome back to World of the Psychic, I'm Peter Venkman. I'm chatting with my guest, author, lecturer and psychic, Milton Anglund. Milt, your new book is called "The End of the World." Now can you tell us when it's going to be or do we have to buy the book? Milton Anglund: Well I predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve. Venkman: This year? Anglund: Mm-hmm. Venkman: Well that's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it? I mean, just from a sales point of view, I mean your book is just coming out, you're not gonna see any paperback sales for at least a year. It'll be at least another year before you know whether you've got that mini-series or movie of the week kind of possibilities. I mean just Devil's Advocate Milty! I mean shouldn't you have said: Hey the world's going to end in 1992! Or better yet 1994! Anglund: This is not just some money-making scheme! Alright! I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year

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Judge Wexler: Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler...stand up! Get up! Judge Wexler: [looks at Louis] You too, Mr. Tully. [Louis stands up; reads his verdict] I find you guilty on all charges! I order you to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each! [the jar of slime bubbles, Ray sees it] I sentence you to eighteen months in the city correctional facility at Rikers Island! [pounds his gavel] Ray Stantz: [to Egon] Eggy! She's twitching! Judge Wexler: I'M NOT FINISHED! On a more personal note, let just me go on record as saying that there is no place for fakes, charlatans- Egon Spengler: Uh, Your Honor? Judge Wexler: Shut up! And tricksters like you in decent society! Ray Stantz: [interrupting] Your Honor! Peter Venkman: [interrupting with Ray] Your Honor, this is very important-! Judge Wexler: You prey upon the gullibility of innocent people! Ray Stantz: Yes, sir. Judge Wexler: Be quiet! Ray Stantz: But- [points to the jar] Judge Wexler: And believe me, if my hands were not tied

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Dr. Peter Venkman: You're next, Bubbles. Judge Wexler: [screams] ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I rescind the order! Case dismissed! Louis Tully: Hooray, we won the case! Judge Wexler: Now do something!

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Dr. Peter Venkman: Do. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Re. Dr. Egon Spengler: Egon.

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Dr. Raymond Stantz: We've been experimenting with the plasm we found in the subway tunnel. Careful. Dr. Peter Venkman: Should I get spoons? Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't bother. [Ray sets the container on the table for everyone to see] Watch this. Go ahead, Ray. Stantz: [yells at the container] You! You worthless piece of slime! Stantz: You ignorant, disgusting blob! [slime reacts] Spengler: You're nothing but an unstable, short-chain molecule! [slime reacts] Stantz: You foul, obnoxious muck! [slime reacts] Spengler: You have a weak electrochemical bond! [slime reacts] Stantz: I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake! Winston Zeddemore: [interrupting just before it overflows its container] Whoa, whoa! Stantz: You're a – You just – Zeddemore: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Venkman: [beat] This is what you do with your spare time? Stantz: Peter, this is an incredible breakthrough. I mean, what a discovery! A psychoreactive substance! Whatever this stuff is, it responds to hu

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