Quotes

Dialogue

Peter: I'm making a clean start with Lucy. She is — She is — She... What is she? She's... Jack: I'd say that she gets under your skin as soon as you meet her. She drives you so nuts you don't know whether to hug her or, or just really arm wrestle her. She would go all the way to Europe just to get a stamp in her passport. I don't know if that amounts to insanity, or just being really, really... likable. Peter: No, that's not it. [Jack looks annoyed] But she's gotta be really special. She's gotta be. And I can spend the rest of my life finding out why.

Dialogue

Saul: I couldn't love you any more if you were my own son. But the fact of the matter is, you're... well you're a putz. Peter: Is there a point to this?

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Lucy: You give up your seat every day in the train. Peter: Well... But that's not heroic. Lucy: It is to the person who sits in it.

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Jack: You suck! Peter: I suck, or the outfit sucks? Jack: It's a toss-up.

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Lucy: The truth was that I fell in love with you. Ox Callahan: You fell in love with me? Lucy: No, N-o, yes. All of you. I went from being all alone to being a fiancee, a daughter, a granddaughter, a sister, and a friend.

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Jack: Why are you here [in Peter's apartment] ? Lucy: I'm here to feed the cat. Jack: Peter doesn't have a cat. Ashley's Cat: Meow.