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Ben: Mal, it's you and me. It's you and me forever. Mal: (sighs) Ben: Will you marry me? Will you be my Queen? Mal: (sighs) Audrey: No! Mal: Yes! Carlos: Yes! Yeah!

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Queen Leah: (about Audrey and Ben divorcing before marriage)A lifetime of plans, gone. Our family status, gone. Audrey, you were supposed to be his Queen, and you let him slip through your fingers. Your mother could hold onto a prince in her sleep. Audrey: Don't you think I feel bad enough already, Grammy? A.K. Kid: Ben and Mal are the best! I'm so excited for Mal to be our Queen. Audrey: You'd really rather have a V.K. on the throne than me? What is wrong with you, people? What is wrong with everybody?

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Jay: All bow to Her Royal Majesty! Carlos: Oh, yes, her Royal Purple-ness! Mal: (Smirking) Silence, you annoying peasants. Jay: As you wish, my lady. Carlos: Your Crankiness.

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Audrey: Congratulations. You won him fair and square. Oh, wait, no, you didn't. You spelled Ben to destroy all of Auradon. Touching story for the grandkids. Ben: Okay. Let's do this. Mal: Speaking of kids, we have some kids waiting on us. So... if you'll excuse me.

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Audrey: I was hoping you were home. Mal: Is this a joke? What are you doing with the crown and the scepter? Audrey: Well, I wanted them, so I took them. And you, of all people should understand that, Mal. Mal: Wait, Audrey, stop! Don't use that. Audrey: I thought you liked spells. Mal: Okay, Audrey, you're better... Audrey: Quiet! Mal: It's not a toy. It's dangerous. Audrey: I want to be dangerous. My life was perfect until you stole it. And then Auradon turned it's back on me. Well, it's time for a little payback. Mal: Audrey, wait! Audrey: (laughs) You think Ben will love you now, you old hag? You'll pay the price of what you did and so will all of Auradon. So long, suckers!

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Jay: Whoa! You might wanna think of a spell for that. Mal: There's no spell that can reverse the curse of the scepter. Carlos: Well, that's a shame. Mal: Forget about me. Audrey's out for revenge. And all of Auradon is in danger. Evie: What should we do? Mal: The only thing more powerful than the scepter, is Hades' ember. Jay: Oh! Like he's just gonna hand it over, give them back to the Isle. Evie: And no one knows where his lair is. Celia: I do. I'm his errand rat. I've got the key at my dad's. Mal: You are coming. Celia: But I just got here. Dizzy: Mal? (screams) Evie: Dizzy, stay here to take care of the twins. We'll be right back and everything will be just fine. Go inside. Guys, go get your stuff. Dizzy: Come on, boys, let's go. Mal: How bad is it? Evie: You age beautifully. Mal: (sighs) Evie: Now, let's just get you into something fabulous. Mal: Okay. Evie: Come on. Okay. Oh, yeah. There we go. Mal: Okay. Evie: Almost there.

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Mal: You abandoned me when I was a baby. Hades: No. No, I left your mother. She's... she's not the easiest person to get a long with. Mal: (Sarcastically) You think? Hades: Well, you see? We have something in common already; we both hate your mother. Mal: No. I don't hate my mother. She may be an evil lunatic, but at least she stuck around. Hades: Oh! Boo-hoo. Wake up and smell the stink. You think you've had it rough? I used to be a god! I had an entire world which bore my name! And now I have nothing! And you have no idea what that feels like! Mal: REALLY?! Because for 16 years I had nothing! And now... I have a whole world. But unless I get that ember it's game over!

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Ben: No. No, I want the Auradon guard handling out gas masks. Well, not everyone's asleep. (To a worker) Find out if anyone has seen Audrey. And find out if she has a list of demands. Audrey: Just one. I demand my life back. I have a proposition. I'll wake everybody up right now... under one... itty-bitty condition, Benny-boo. Make me your Queen, and we'll rule side by side. Ben: Did someone put a spell on you? Ben: Just tell me who and-- Audrey: You'll what? Marry them? (chuckles) Most people get dumped because they aren't good enough. I wasn't bad enough. How do you like me now, Benny-boo? (Laughs and twirls around.) Ben: I like the old Audrey better. She wouldn't wanna hurt Auradon. Just give me the scepter, and I'll forgive you. Audrey: (Outraged) You'll forgive me? I don't think so. Sleeping is too good for you. (Curses Ben into a beast.) Sleeping is too good for Auradon. (laughing)

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Uma: Look, since we're here, let's check the school. Mal: No. Audrey went straight for the crown, so I think it's safe to assume that she's gonna go for Ben and his castle next. That's where we'll go. Uma: Says who? Mal: Says me. Uma: Says you? And that's supposed to mean something to me?

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Uma: I bet you lost some sleep thinking about me on the loose? Mal: No. Dragons don't really lose sleep. I wonder what fried octopus tastes like.

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Mal: This is my crew! Uma: This is my squad! Mal: This is my turf! Evie: Oh, my gosh! Look guys, we got bigger fish to fry, put your differences aside, coz now we're on the same side. Till the night falls, everyone! All V.Ks: We'll stay together till the battle is done.

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Evie: Guys, come on. This was so great. We were a team. We worked together. Come on. Come on. Evie: You know what we should try? An ice breaker. You say something you really like about the other person. I'll start... Harry... love the accent. Now you go. Uma: (To Mal) Is she always this perky? Evie: It wasn't really your turn yet, but thank you!

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Uma: Alright, where does this cheerleader bunk down? Even if she's not there, we might find some sort of clue. Evie: Actually, she's still in the dorms. Mal: You're right. Because of summer school. Harry: What?! (Laughing) Summer school? Summer school? No wonder she wants revenge!

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Celia: We're trapped! Evie: Are you guys ok? What's going on? Mal: You've caused my friends pain and fear. We've had enough, now disappear! Mal: You guys, I'm sorry. My spells aren't working! Audrey's magic is getting stronger! Mal & Uma: You've caused our friends pain and fear we've had enough, now disappear! Evie: You did it! Together. This is what I've been talking about.

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Uma: Alright! Let's get this Audrey chick taken care of already. What do you say, girl? Time to wrap things up? (Fist-bumps Mal.) Ben: You know, someday you're gonna have to tell me how you guys all got teamed up. Evie: Actually, Mal promised to let all the kids off the Isle once this is over. Mal: I have to tell you guys something. Um... I lied to you. The kids won't be coming off the Isle. Jay: What d'you mean? Mal: The program is shut down.... and the barrier... will be closed for good. Ben: For Auradon's safety. Uma: Hold up. So we're saving your precious people and your behinds for a lie? Uma: I knew it was a mistake to trust you. You're always out for yourself. Harry: And you! King Ben... you're probably just gonna throw us all back inside. Celia: (Angrily to Mal) You know what? I actually thought you were brave. But you're nothing but a chicken! Too scared to tell me I was never gonna see my dad again.

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Mal: Evie... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I just... I thought that... I was afraid to tell you. I thought I was gonna lose my best friend. But I had to do something! I had to protect Auradon! Evie: Closing the barrier was your idea? Mal: I did it for us! I did it for our life that we have here now! Evie: For our life?! What about the kids that we left behind on that island? The kids that we promised... (Tearfully) we were their only hope. I thought you were gonna stand up for the V.Ks... but instead, you lied to them. And you lied to Jay... and you lied to Carlos... and you lied to me. We're your family. Mal: Evie. Evie, come on! I had no choice! (Then sees her friends turned into stone, cries) No!

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Celia: Help me, Mal! Audrey: Yeah, save your little friend, Mal! (laughs) Celia: Help me, Mal! Audrey: (laughs) Careful not to fry your little V.K. buddy. Harry & Uma: Whoa! Uma: She doesn't stand a chance without the ember. Celia: Help me, Mal! Uma: (To Harry) Come on. Audrey: (Restraining her) (laughs) Hold still, you little brat! Uma: (To Mal) We're stronger together. We're stronger together! I'm right here, Mal! (At the ember.) Regain your might and ignite! I'm right here, girl! I'm right here. Regain your might and ignite! (The ember glows again.) Yes! (laughs) Audrey: You want a piece of this, huh? Celia: No, no! Audrey: (laughing) Celia: Go, Mal! Harry: Go, Mal! Uma: You got this! You got this, girl! Harry: Yeah! Come on! Uma: Yes! (laughs) Celia: Mal! Mal: Oh, Celia. (sighs) It's okay. I've got you. Audrey? Oh, no. Hades: (voiceover) You're only half Hades. The ember won't do everything for you that it does for me.

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Audrey: (Shocked) Tell me it was all a bad dream. Ben: I wish I could. But, it's over now. Audrey: I'm sorry... I wanted to hurt you both... I wanted to hurt all of you. Mal: I have owed you an apology for... a very long time. Ben: And so have I. Queen Leah: (To Mal) And perhaps, I have owed you one, too.

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Mal: I can't be Queen of Auradon. Ben: Mal... Mal: I can't turn my back on the Isle. (To the Aurodonians) We made a decision... to close the barrier forever. And it was my idea. But it's wrong. I've learned that you can't live in fear... because it doesn't actually protect you from anything. You never know where the bad is gonna come from... and you never know where the heroes are gonna come from either. Without Uma and her pirates... Auradon would be gone. And without Hades... my father... (Small gasp from the Aurodonians.) Audrey would be gone... We are all capable of good and bad, no matter which side of the barrier we come from. And that's why I can't be Queen of just Auradon. I have to be Queen of the Isle, too. And it's time that we take the barrier down forever. Beast: We can't do that. Ben: It's up to us, Dad. I choose to be a King who moves forward. It's time for forgiveness. It's time for new beginnings.

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Evie: Do you ever miss them? Jay: Yeah. Mal: Do you think that they miss us? Carlos: Yeah. Of course. Mal: 'Cause we're rotten... Mal, Evie, Carlos & Jay: To the core. Carlos: Hey, last one over the bridge... Mal, Evie, Carlos & Jay: ...is a rotten apple!