Psych

Waitress: What are you doing? Shawn: I'm calling the police. Waitress: Any particular reason? Shawn: I think I just closed a case. Waitress: You didn't tell me you're a cop! Shawn: Oh no, no, no, definitely not a cop. Does that disappoint you? Waitress: I just thought you might have handcuffs. Shawn: [grins] Oh, I have handcuffs.

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Lassiter: You have a criminal record. Shawn: I was 18. Lassiter: Oh, 18? Well that makes it okay, let me just scratch this out.

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Lassiter: You solved all these crimes while - what was it - watching the local channel 8 news reports? Shawn: I confess, that's not true. Sometimes I watch channel 5. I prefer channel 8. The weather girl? Adorable. Lassiter: So you're telling us that you can read guilt off of TV interviews? Shawn: Can't you? Lassiter: Don't you try and trivialize police work. Shawn: I think you're doing a bang-up job of that all by yourself.

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Shawn: I got the information because, I am psychic. Lassiter: Get him out of here! Shawn: Oh, boy! [Leans against the door, looks at Officer Allen] Your grandma would be so proud. Allen: You spoke to her? Shawn: I did. She's safe, comfortable. She wants you to stop spending all your money on those charlatans. Allen: The palm readers? Shawn: The palm readers. Barry: Okay, just to be clear, um, you're claiming to be a psychic, Mr. Spencer. Shawn: [Moves his hands around until one is pointing at Lassiter and the other at Barry] How else would I know that you two are sleeping together? 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1... [Turns to Officer McNab] When's the wedding? McNab: May 3rd. Wait, how'd you know? Shawn: I'm getting dance lessons for a wedding reception and you are getting good! McNab: Wow. That's amazing! Lassiter: Oh, come on, who is buying this?!

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Gus: Alright, whatever, who kidnapped him? Shawn: Nobody. Gus: [sarcastically] Nobody! Excellent! Call the chief at home, tell 'em the crime is solved. Because apparently, we just imagined the whole thing!

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Shawn: This is a great plan! Camden McCallum deserves to be commended. Gus: Maybe you should date him, too! Shawn: Maybe I will!

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