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Looks like our friend Jigsaw likes to book himself front row seats to his own sick little games.

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Adam Stanheight: Help! Someone, help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: You're not dead. Adam Stanheight: Who's that? Who's that? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: There's no point yelling. I already tried. Adam Stanheight: Turn on the lights! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Would if I could. Adam Stanheight: What the heck's going on? Where am I? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I don't know yet. Adam Stanheight: What is that smell? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Oh, wait... Hang on. Think I found something.

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Adam Stanheight: [screaming] HELP! [yanks the chain as hard he can] HELP! Help! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: No one can hear you. Adam Stanheight: What the fuck is this?! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Calm down, just calm down. Are you hurt? Adam Stanheight: I don't know. Yeah! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: What's your name? Adam Stanheight: My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name? What's going on here? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: My name is Lawrence Gordon, I'm a doctor. I woke up here, just like you.

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Adam Stanheight: You see any scars? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: What? Adam Stanheight: This is what they do, man. They kidnap you, then drug you and before you know it, you're in a bathtub and your kidneys are on eBay. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: No one has taken your kidneys. Adam Stanheight: How can you tell from way over there? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Because you'd either be in terrible agony or you'd be dead by now. Trust me. Adam Stanheight: What are you, a surgeon? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Yes.

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Tape: Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in. Up until now you simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now, I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Adam, or do something about it? Adam Stanheight: I don't get it. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Throw me the player. Adam Stanheight: No. You throw me your tape. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Look, we're going to have to work together if we want to get out of here. Now just throw it to me! Adam Stanheight: I'm not gonna risk breaking it. You throw me your tape! Tape: Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Every day of your working life you have given people the news that they're going to die soon. Now, you will be the cause of death. Your aim in this game is to kill Adam. You have until six on the

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Dr. Lawrence Gordon: How did you know to turn off the lights? Adam Stanheight: Who cares? It worked. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Yeah, but how did you know? Adam Stanheight: Instinct. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Instinct? Adam Stanheight: Yeah. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: You know what? You're a terrible liar. Adam Stanheight: You say that like you know me. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: What else aren't you telling me? Adam Stanheight: Well, um, let's see. On my sixth birthday, my best friend at the time, Scott Tibbs, stabbed me with a rusty nail. I didn't tell you about that. I didn't tell you that my last girlfriend, who was a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. Uh, I haven't told you that one of my toenails is slightly- Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Just stop it! You knew to turn off these lights. Adam Stanheight: Whatever. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I'm dealing with a juvenile. Adam Stanheight: You wanna know? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Yeah! Adam Stanheight: Here it is. [Throws the picture to

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Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Who are you? Adam Stanheight: You know who I am. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Stop the lies! You're a liar! I need to know the truth! Adam Stanheight: I'm a liar? What did you do last night, Lawrence? Work at a hospital, saving sick children? You told me that after you left your house last night, you went to work at a hospital. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: That's because it's the truth. Adam Stanheight: No. Your wife is right, Larry. You don't recall getting your picture taken in the parking lot? [takes out some pictures and throws them] I can prove that you didn't go anywhere near a hospital last night.

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Detective David Tapp: At least we'll have the cover of darkness. Detective Steven Sing: So will anybody else.

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Alison Gordon: How can you go through life pretending you are happy? Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I am happy. Alison Gordon: That is complete bullshit; I'd rather you break down and tell me you hated me. At least there would be some passion in it.

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Adam Stanheight: No! Lawrence, please! I'm begging you! Lawrence, it's not me who did this to you! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: You have to die. Adam Stanheight: No! I want to live! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I'm sorry... Adam Stanheight: I want to live! Dr. Lawrence Gordon: My family... [shoots Adam] There! I've done it! Now show them to me!

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Zep Hindle: [examining Adam's body] You're too late. [aims a gun at Lawrence] Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Why?

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Tape: Hello, Mr. Hindle... or, as they called you around the hospital: Zep. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow-acting poison coursing through your system, to which only I have the antidote for. Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself? Zep Hindle: Dr. Gordon's time is up. Tape: Listen carefully, if you will; there are rules. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Why? Jigsaw: [points to the bathtub] Key to that chain... is in the bathtub. Zep Hindle: He's a very interesting person. His name's John. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: He has an inoperable frontal lobe tumor. Jigsaw: I'm sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Detective Allison Kerry: Sounds like our friend Jigsaw. Jigsaw: I'm sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Detective Allison Kerry: Looks like our guy likes to book himself front row seats to his own sick little games. Tape: Hello, Mark - Paul - Amanda - Zep - Adam - Dr. Gordon. I want to play a game. Jigsaw: Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.