Quotes

Dialogue

Graham: And what did you say? Iris: I asked her to hold. Can I call you back? Graham: I can hold while you speak to her. Iris: Really? Graham: Find out how she is. Iris: Okay. (switches call) My brother wants to know how you are. Iris: I'm not sure. Do you want me to ask him? Iris: Okay. Hold please. (switches back) I can't believe that you have had sex with the woman staying in my house! Iris: Oh my God! I thought I was talking to Graham! Can you just hold, please? I'm terribly sorry. (switches again) I can't believe you had sex with Amanda! The one thing she asked me was, 'Are there any men in your town?', and I assured her that there were not. And then you meet her and immediately get into her knickers! Amanda: Still me! Iris: Bollocks! I must have lost him. Amanda, I am so sorry.

Dialogue

Graham: Bad? Amanda: Weird. Kissing a total stranger. Graham: Really? I do it all the time.