American Gods

Shadow: Best thing, only good thing about being in prison, is the relief. You don't worry if they're going to get you when they already got you. Tomorrow can't do anything today hasn't already managed. Low Key: Even better with a death sentence. Bang. Worst has already happened. You get a few days to let it sink in, and then you're riding the cart on the way to do your dance on nothing. This country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt, no gallows deals. Shadow: No gallows humor. Low Key: Yeah. Funniest fucking shit in the world. Ha ha! Shadow: You know, I'm not superstitious. I believe in plenty when there's reason and evidence to believe. I don't believe in anything I can't see. I feel like there's a fucking axe hanging over my head. You know, I can't see it, but I believe it. Low Key: I can see it fine. Prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. They'll do anything they can to keep you inside with them.

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Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.

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Mad Sweeney: How much has our man told you? Shadow: No details. Mad Sweeney: The devil's in the details.

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Mad Sweeney: He's hustling you. He's a hustler. Wednesday: Damn right I'm a hustler. Swindler, cheater, and liar. That's why I need assistance.

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It's not every day a man gets to bury his wife.

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Fuck me, already! I'm trying to get my dignity back, here!

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