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Cam Wexler: One more word and I'll hide your stash. Eleanor Skipple: [when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Dialogue

Cam Wexler: [about penguin behavior] When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates. Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.

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Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit SHIT... pardon my French. Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."

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Charlie: It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it? Stu: Easy. Lie! What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies!