The House Bunny

Shelley: Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family! Marvin: I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age. Shelley: But I'm 27. Marvin: Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.

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Shelley: I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys. Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like a centerfold? Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls with Charlie Sheen."

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Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys. Shelley: Yeah, hence!

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Natalie: Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him. Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out? Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.

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Shelley: I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks. Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work. Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared. Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her? Shelley: He's gay?

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