A Fish Called Wanda

Otto: You really like animals, don't you, Ken? What's the attraction? Ken: B-b-b-because you c-c-an trust them, and they don't sh-sh-sh- Otto: Shit on you? Ken: ... Shove off all the t-t-t-time.

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Wanda: I'm sorry about Otto, Ken. I know he can be insensitive, but he's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up. Ken: Good!

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Otto: [to Wanda about Archie] When you say "friendly", what are we talking about here? Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What? Wanda: I don't know. Let's just see what happens. Otto: So, "friendly" might include actual, uh, what? Penetration?

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Wendy: My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjensenjen, and I happen to know perfectly well that you do not keep the general public informed when you are debriefing a KGB defector in a safe house. Otto: Oh you don't? Wendy: Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no. Otto: Don't call me stupid. Wendy: Why on Earth not?

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Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole. Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? Otto: You're the vulgarian, you fuck!

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Archie: All right, all right, I apologize. Otto: You're really sorry? Archie: I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. Otto: You take it back? Archie: I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. Otto: [thinks a moment] Okay.

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