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Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank? Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet. Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy. Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.

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Zack: She kinda blew me off. Mackenzie: I like her already.

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Dean: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her. Preston: Basically she's you, with tits.

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Dean: Is that a no? Laney: That's a hell no.

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Zack: What was that? Laney: I was busy. Zack: Yeah, busy wiggin'. Laney: I did not wig. Zack: Oh, there was major wiggage.

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Taylor: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk. Laney: Thank you. Taylor: Excuse me? Laney: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you. Taylor: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that. Taylor: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

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Laney: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up? Simon: Give me a couple of minutes. Laney: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

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Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed? Laney: What? Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows. Laney: Never, why? Mackenzie: Ever watch Sesame Street? Laney: Yeah. Mackenzie: You know Bert?

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Laney: Screw the dolphins. Jesse: A guy tried that last year, banned from SeaWorld for life.

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Taylor: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan? Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.

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Jesse: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer. Mackenzie: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.

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Taylor: Jump up my ass Zack. Zack: Been there, done that.

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Zack: So, can I have the last dance? Laney: No, you can have the first.

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Zack: Has anyone see Taylor? Chandler: What? Zack: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend. Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

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Laney: Sir, have you reached a decision? Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.

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Zack: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that? Taylor: What kind of a name is "Zack?" OK, Brock is from The Real World. Zack: What, Reseda? Taylor: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello! Zack: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.

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Dean: His dad owns Harrison Ford. Laney: The actor? Dean: No, the car dealership.

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Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape. Laney: What do you have in mind? Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea. Laney: What kind of idea? Mackenzie: ...You'd really have to trust me.

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Melissa: He spoke to me! Girl #2: He called you Connie! Melissa: So? Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!