Bedazzled

Elliot Richards: I think you're hot. The Devil: Baby, you've got no idea...

Bedazzled (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

The Devil: You're so nervous, Elliot. Elliot Richards: How do you know my name? The Devil: I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.

Bedazzled (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

The Devil: It's [your soul] like your appendix. You'll never even miss it. Elliot: Oh, yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so much? The Devil: Oh, aren't you the clever one?

Bedazzled (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit. Elliot Richards: Seven? Why not eight? The Devil: Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.

Bedazzled (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Elliot: I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world. The Devil: Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.

Bedazzled (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Elliot Richards: Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far. The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order? Elliot Richards: Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex? The Devil: No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy...

Bedazzled (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0