Knight Rider

Michael: Now then, about my car. Devon: Well, simply stated, Wilton Knight was my friend as well as my employer. And my legacy is to see that his final dream is faithfully pursued, like it or not. Your options are still open. You don't have to... Michael: Devon, the old man wanted me, it was his dying request. Devon: Yes, to rid the world of Tanya and her friends. But the rest of his dream will bore you to tears! The majority of our activity here involves legal research, class-action suits, strictly bureaucratic stuff. Michael: What else? Devon: What else? Michael: Yeah, the part he wanted me for? Devon: Well, Mr. Knight also believed that under certain circumstances, direct action might be the only feasible solution. That's what the Knight 2000 was designed for. The pilot program consists of one man and one car. Absurd really. I mean, who would want to take on such a thing? Michael: I was supposed to be that man, wasn't I? Devon: Well, he seemed to feel that you were singularly well-q

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Major: You're gonna be in big trouble, Knight: accosting army personnel, destroying government property. Michael: Oh, really? Major, these shells are blue. According to that chart over there, they're armor-piercing shells. What if somebody repainted them? I know it's an awful thought, but just suppose. Well, then they might be... tactical nuclear weapons.

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Michael: You know, you and your buddies must have watched too many bad movies on TV when you were kids. Hilly: Why is that? Michael: 'Cause your accidentally lousy manners are ten years out of date. You can't be real. Hilly: Oh I'm for real, I'm a Scorpion. Hilly. Sherry: Davey, run. Go get the sheriff, quick! Hilly: This... is Stinger. You're about to be the stingee. Michael: Before or after the commercial? Sheriff Bruckner: I'll see if I can arrange some kind of a reward for you, Sherry, for aprehending the prisoner. Sherry: Oh come on, Sheriff, he is not a criminal. Sheriff Bruckner: Yeah, a few hours ago I might have believed you. Since then he has stolen his vehicle from the impound lot and broken out of jail. Michael Knight: I didn't steal my car. Sheriff Bruckner: Oh I suppose you want me to believe that it drove itself over here and picked you up?

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Devon, don't let anyone tell you differently: you are a little strange.

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Maggie: (after dodging explosions on road) I just hope the next time you go for a ride like this, you take me along. It's fun! Michael: Yeah, it's a real blast. Maggie: Outta sight. Michael: Bonnie, with those hands, you should've been a surgeon. Bonnie: That's what my dad always said. I had to practically slash my wrists to convince him I couldn't stand the sight of blood. Michael: Medicine's loss, our gain.

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KITT: Are you positive it was a deliberate assault on us? Michael: No question about it. KITT: How can you be so sure? Michael: Because earthmovers don't mate this time of year.

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