Never Been Kissed

Merkin: Hey, Merkin ain’t jerkin’, he’s workin’. Merkin: I’m just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil. Aldys: (faking “Valley Girl” accent) Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!

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Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time. Cynthia: Damn, girl… you are a writer. Sam: All I can tell you is that when you’re my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you. Josie Geller: You have to say that because you’re my teacher. Sam: Actually, I shouldn’t say that because I’m your teacher. Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Josie Geller: Hear one. Rob Geller: Whatever. Gibby Zerefski: What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom? Kristin Davis: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I’d be named prom queen… Did I just say that out loud

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