ER, season 7

Benton: Are you allergic to any plants? Elizabeth: I don't think so. Benton: You have a garden? Elizabeth: I went camping. Romano: Tell me you know what poison ivy looks like. Elizabeth: Poison ivy... is that in Wisconsin? Romano: Oh boy.

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Dave: [after noticing Mark scratching his groin while meeting med students, due to the effects of poison ivy] Dr. Greene, I have a question: Something wrong with the Australian boys? Mark: Who? Dave: [grins] You're scratching "down under." Doesn't make a good first impression.

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Carter: So, what are you supposed to talk about in an exit interview anyway? Carter's Doctor: That you don't have all the answers. Carter: No argument there. Carter's Doctor: You scared? Carter: I don't remember the last time I wasn't scared. Carter's Doctor: Good. Carter: What? That's it? Be afraid. Be very afraid?

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Mark: Did you catch her? Elizabeth: Oh yes I caught her, but once she starts writing she can't stop. Heaven forbid, I should have jabbed that pen into her carotid artery. Mark: Hmm, I think they double the fine once you draw blood. Elizabeth: You need a building with guest parking. Mark: Take my spot. Elizabeth: I don't want your spot! Damn. Mark: What? Elizabeth: No milk. Mark: [Offers his cereal bowl] Want some of mine? [Elizabeth gives him a look] Elizabeth: A grown man, you put an empty milk carton back into the refrigerator. Mark: It's not empty. [She dumps the remaining drop into the sink] Now it's empty. Elizabeth: Not that it chills anything cooler than room temperature anyways.

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Elizabeth: That's it, then! I'm not staying here anymore! Mark: Here we go. Elizabeth: Every faucet leaks, your toilet actually rocks! Mark: I kinda like that. Elizabeth: And there are creatures scurrying about in the walls. Do you know what scurries about in walls, Mark? Mark: ...Bunnies?

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Elizabeth: [looking at a house Mark found] Oh... oh Mark. Oh, it's beautiful! Mark: See, I have some taste. Elizabeth: Can you afford it? Mark: I've been living cheap. Besides, I'm going to have a roommate. Elizabeth: That's awfully presumptuous of you. Mark: Well, I can take out an ad. Elizabeth: You will not! I love it! Mark: You should check out the refrigerator, it's nice and cold. Elizabeth: Look at this deck. Mark: I knew you would love that. Elizabeth: When can we move in? Mark: When can you pack? It has an ice maker. Elizabeth: These floors are gorgeous. Mark: You should check it out. Elizabeth: What? Mark: The ice maker. Elizabeth: It's lovely. Mark: You have to open it. It has a special ice feature. Elizabeth: What, does the ice come in different shaped cubes or something? [She opens the freezer and closes it] Oh my god, Mark. [she opens it again and there sits a ring] Mark: I'm a little nervous, so let me say it. Elizabeth, I love you. I was hoping you would give me the joy

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