ER, season 4

Carol: [to documentary film crew] Actually, it's a myth about doctors and nurses dating so much. I know more nurses who date cops, fireman, paramedics... Doug: I'm sorry, I need a nurse in three. Carol: [smiling] What? Doug: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do. What's all this about cops and firemen? Carol: Huh, jealous? Doug: Jealous? I just want to know what you're doing for them that you're not doing for me. Carol: Ooh, I'll tell you later if you bring the cuffs. Doug: I thought I was going to get some sleep tonight. Carol: Don't count on it.

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George: You'll get a lot of thank-yous from the female population over at Riverview. I don't wanna brag, but... Carter: Yeah? You a pretty popular guy over there? George: Well, I seem to be... I never was much of a Casanova in my day. I didn't go in for all the wild positions and so forth. Ladies need that, all the positions. Carter: So I've heard. George: And the sweet talk. I was never much for that either. I was mostly meat and potatoes. But now, I'm 82, I'm a man, I'm breathing. The odds are 12-to-1 in my favor. I'm getting it any time I want. Not too bad, old age. Carter: I'm glad to hear it. Glad to hear it. I tell you, it feels good to save a man who's performing such a service to society. George: Stud service!

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Kerry: [to documentary film crew] Sometimes I hesitate with a family before I give the news. I know I'm going to say something that will change their lives forever. Carol: You think that if you don't say it, it'll be okay for a little while longer. Doug: I told this one mother that her son had been killed, and she said, 'Is it broken?' I'm looking at her, I don't know what she's saying. I'm just staring at her. So, she said, 'His arm, is it broken? He's pitching tomorrow.' She just walked away. Kerry: Did you just let her leave like that? Doug: No, no. I called Carol and had her take care of it. [looks at camera] That's a true story.

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Director: Stewart, stay with them on their mic. Doug: [Looking at the camera] Look at him, I bet he wishes he can read lips. Doug: Hi there dumb ass! Carol: Doug, he's waving. Doug: You gotta mic? Carol: [Gasp] Oh my god, do you think he can hear me?! Doug: Turn it off.

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Carter: Time of death is 9:56. Mark: Call an attending when there's a full arrest. You get help. You don't try and play the hero. Carter: I've run them before. Mark: That was up in surgery. You work here now.

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Doug: Ketchup or Tabasco? On your scrambled eggs. Do you want something some people consider a vegetable or do you want to go with something a little more daring? You thought I left, didn't you? Carol: No, I didn't. Doug: Yes, you did. Carol: No, really, I didn't. Okay, I did. But you kind of did leave technically. Doug: Well that doesn't count. If you had gotten up a little earlier you would have seen me here sound asleep. Carol: Some habits die hard. Doug: You sleeping in. Carol: Like you not being here in the morning. Doug: That's an old habit!

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