ER, season 3

[to the interns] You are wedges. The wedge is the most primitive tool known to man. That is you. You think you know what you're doing? Believe me, you don't. Breakfast with your senior surgical resident, Dr. Benton, begins in 15 minutes. Dr. Benton is an intern's worst nightmare. He's smarter than you, he never eats, never sleeps, and he reads every medical journal no matter how obscure. He is the Antichrist, Beelzebub, Lucifer, a devourer of wedges. You'll go to sleep at night wishing plague and pestilence on his unborn children, and you will wake up every morning praying for his approval. You won't get it. Welcome to hell, ladies and gentlemen.

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Carol: Dopamine? Do you want Dopamine? Carter: I don't know. I don't know. Somebody call a doctor! Carol: You are the doctor.

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Kerry: [about the nurses] They can make your life easier or they can make it miserable. Whatever you did, I suggest you apologize immediately. Carter: I didn't do anything. Kerry: Apologize anyway.

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Benton: Where's Carter? Haleh: Do I look like his mother?

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Susan: Do you even know how to drive a motorcycle? Carol: It's just like a big moped, right? Susan: I guess...

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There are a lot of diseases that can take your life. But this one can take over your life.

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